hello guys welcome back to my channel today we will be playing minecraft

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hello guys welcome back to my channel today we will be playing minecraft caz yes

by bruhlike1028idkwhyallaretaken9 January 8, 2022

I´m tired of playing with you, today you´re gonna die.

When someone is too mad so he is gonna kill you IDIOT

I´m tired of playing with you, today you´re gonna die.

by anonymous January 9, 2022

i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.

(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".

by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011

not today turd

Said to some who is an idiot, plz, plz say to someone I wanna hear this on the streets.

"You know what, not today turd!"

by That_one_weabo May 27, 2018

today

A day that you would not be famous or be known for anything... unless you that kid.

Human 1: What is today?
Human 2: It mean you ain't famous unless you that person.

by GamerFUN November 1, 2019

technically today

When it is after midnight but you haven't slept yet and you are referencing your next amount of time spent awake.

I have a full body wax tomorrow, well I guess technically today.

by yukiblackwell March 22, 2021

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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>Llamame Yama Aurora...Bayubey, I Smack Backs Through Her Aura...Not..Today..Is..Not...As Such As Anything Misses Through Corners...Calmate.9.

by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025