tobasco-ass

After eating to much spicey flavored with hot sauce food you take a shit and your assholes on fire.

I went to take a shit after eating mexican food covered in hot chili sauce and winced when it became painfully apparent that I had tobasco-ass !

by jpg3 August 30, 2011

Thobias

A very tall guy with a very large penis

Have you heard about thobias. The guy with the big dick

by Boterhambrood October 4, 2019

tabias

The coolest nigga You will ever know and the best athlete in your whole school and best looking person you will meet

That nigga tabias

by Short but beautiful June 25, 2015

Camel Tobasco

First, place a rubber on your dick and unroll it all the way down to the base of the shaft. Next, carefully brush HOT SAUCE over the rubber. Finish it off by unrolling yet another rubber over the first. If a rubber breaks at any time during the porking, this process will serve as your "Early Warning System." If either partner detects a "burning like a motherfucker" sensation, you will know that it's time to pull your dick out and contact the condom manufacturer for a replacement.

If that girl is a cum-dumpster, you had better use the camel tobasco. It worked for me, although the experience changed the way i feel about its name... i now call it slot sauce!!!

by wild-card March 25, 2010

tobiazard

A hairy ballsack.

Mate like this one guy made those kids cry at the gym, such a Tobiazard.

by TheMightyHorn September 4, 2019

Tobism

The name of a cult dedicated to the king of moosh, pledging to always stay flacid in an attempt to honor their messiahs mooshing ability.

"Hey bro, do you subscribe to tobism?"

"Oh hell yeah bro, I haven't had an erection in years."

by Chababi May 25, 2019

Tobiazard

The most annoying, disorganised and useless ape there is. Usually has lots of unfinished projects of the wooden variety. Can't maintain a field to save his life.

Seven weeks and the shed still has no roof? You're such a Tobiazard!

by JennacidalManiac September 4, 2019