Tim

The name Tim usually belongs to sophomores who linger on the outskirts of every social circle but are unwilling to join one because of an extreme aversion to being "labeled". Too bad the Tim's of the world fail to understand that by doing this they are labeled as one of the weird kids that somehow everyone knows.

His favorite words are probably "tubular", "gnarly", and "far out", and he claims to be able to snowboard and surf. He uses an inordinate amount of hair gel and dreams of having dreads. He wants the world to be exactly like Lennon's "Imagine" but he's just a dreamer without a plan.


Person A: Hey, have you seen Tim today?
Person B: Who's Tim?

OR

Person A: I heard Tim has a TronMaster.
Person B: No, she fired him long ago. He epically FAILED, man.
by TronMaster February 08, 2009
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tim-tim land

It is the land of the Legedary Tim-Tims. They are the ultimate lax bros and they march the best instrument there is, the alto saxaphone, but mostly it is a place where people go when they are high.
Guy 1: " Bro I went to Tim-Tim land last night! "
Guy 2: " wicked bro! "
by Tim-Tim_Da_Lax_Bro December 01, 2013
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tim

The unfortunate event that delays the end of the work day by at least 1 hour.
I walked by almost un-noticed, but then I got timmed and had to stay until 7 p.m.
by joylucky121212 July 11, 2008
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1) Did you hear Rangers humped the tims 3-nil today
2) I'd rather be a darkie than a tim
by Oor_Wullie October 21, 2007
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Tim

1. A person with a tiny penis but assumes that it is big and shows it off in communal showers only to get laughed at by the other men who are in there.

2. A person who likes to get off in the back of their car listening to meatloaf

3. another name for a toilet brush
ewww. is tht a tim ?
by GayLarry October 01, 2009
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tim

following the concept of marklar, tim is a word that can be used to replace any noun, verb, or adjective. experienced "timmers" are able to comunicate with one other through use of tim in their tone and body language.

warning: the concept of tim can only be conquered over a long peiod of time, only experienced "timmers" can tim with correct accuracy
1)you gotta tim that tim
translation
you gotta do that bitch

2)dude im timin the tim hold on
translation
dude im fixing the dryer hold on

by commander cool x 2 June 22, 2006
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Tim is a pedophile priest with a diminuative but devoted -and obsessive- cult following. Known as member of the “Cult of Tim”, these individuals usually have some form of mental deficiency or disability.
“Who do you worship?”
“Oh, me? I worship Tim, our sexy god almighty
“Oh. Uh... I’ll leave you to it.”
by Snuudel October 08, 2019
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