To wear a business shirt with a pocket to avoid accidental urinating on the tie whilst sitting down to take a dump. Business shirts with pockets allows one to tuck their tie into the top pocket during excretion, avoiding potential accidental urinating on the tie. Victims of dick's tie usually need to dry clean or dispose of the tie.
The dick's tie theory was developed in late 2009 within the corporate industry after an individual accidentally urinated on his tie whilst he was dropping a turd.
The dick's tie theory was developed in late 2009 within the corporate industry after an individual accidentally urinated on his tie whilst he was dropping a turd.
Richard: Oh man, I accidentally pissed on my tie whilst I was taking a shit!!
Dazz: It's the dick's tie now! Next time you need to crap at work, dick's tie theory it up man!
Dazz: It's the dick's tie now! Next time you need to crap at work, dick's tie theory it up man!
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when a sober, usually slutly girl has sex with a very inebriated, nearly unconscious male. Usually the male is only alerted to the fact that the thoring has happening after the sex has occured
My friend Kevin was wasted last night and totally got thored by that girl he was dancing with, he better get tested.
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Simply the greatest physical triumph since the development of math. Kevin Theory is a new mathematical system which defines all physically possible systems under one elegant 7 dimensional vector. Kevin Theory, developed at the University of Alberta by the undergrad which bears it's name, is expected to be released in 2007. Kevin Theory involves only one "unit" K-bar which allows physical interpretation of all calculations to be accurate to one part in 40,000.
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