Basically when you're around people (not alone) and you really have to blast one, so much so that your stomache is starting to ache... so you let out a small amount of gas in hopes of it being a quiet or non-smelly fart. If it smells or is a blastus you hold it back, but if it's a quiet one you walk around and pass the gas in a discreet fashion.
Hung was in class earlier and he had to fart, he intended to let out a test fart in the back of the class but instead of is coming out as a quiet and/or non-smelly fart he accidently Sharted.
by JerryCurlPubes June 16, 2005

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.
Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.
Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!
Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?
Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.
Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!
Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?
Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.
by Larry Finster December 27, 2009

The bread test is when you are having someone clean your toilet. After they are finished cleaning your toilet you wipe it down with a piece of bread. If its clean, you eat it. If its dirty they eat it.
"My son lied to me about cleaning the toilets, so I made him take the bread test."
"How did it go?"
"He's still inside throwing up."
"How did it go?"
"He's still inside throwing up."
by pickle peter December 17, 2013

Guy 1: Dude, that chick has been looking at us all night!
Guy 2: You should go talk to her bro!
Guy 1: I did, but she's is only interested in US.
Guy 2: You don't mean... The Test of Friendship!
Guy 1: Let's do it!!!
HIGH FIVE *SLAP*
Guy 2: You should go talk to her bro!
Guy 1: I did, but she's is only interested in US.
Guy 2: You don't mean... The Test of Friendship!
Guy 1: Let's do it!!!
HIGH FIVE *SLAP*
by BrosephBro69 October 27, 2010

Masterbating to to see if you really have feelings for a girl or you just want to have sex with her.
Yeah man, I wasn't really surprised when Brittany didn't pass the beat test. Never even replied to her text after I bust.
by Swole D-bag December 27, 2014

(Pronounced JAH-BON TEST.)
A simple pronunciation test. A participant is given the Spanish word: jabón, (HA-BON)to pronounce.If pronounced JAW/JAH-BONE/BON, they you are a full fledged jabon.
A simple pronunciation test. A participant is given the Spanish word: jabón, (HA-BON)to pronounce.If pronounced JAW/JAH-BONE/BON, they you are a full fledged jabon.
by Ultimatez jabon January 19, 2009

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