Theo

Theo is Greek for God oh, but just like the Greeks the only reason anybody believes in God it is because they are old men who just want to touch little boys after church. Search did the Romans and the Greeks in there try sexual orgies they would do four days on on and only sustaining their life with boiled quail eggs and curdled pig fat. They also like to lick the Cooter of fat women. Sorry not Cooter butthole.

Wow oh, that gay homosexual priests sure is a Theo

by The one and only JC May 22, 2022

Theo

Theo is known to be gayer than the old men who work for the church who touch little boys after Sunday School, AKA priest, also about the same as the Greeks who would have orgies for 17 days long with only little boys thank you named Theo, Theodore, Theophilus, little theo.

Isn't little theo cute with his bloody asshole.

by The one and only JC May 22, 2022

Theo

He is the god of gods. Has a great personality but a microscopic pp.

“I broke up with Theo the second I saw the size of his pp. Pathetic.”

by Snoofylol July 23, 2022

Theo

a severely retarded person who can't spell nor has a life due to the fact of he can't get WOMEN FRRIENDS nor normal friends.(has a tiny cock)

Theo you should jump off a cliff

by Hairy Whore Of Nigeria July 25, 2022

Theo

Theo may seem gay but is very straight, straighter than you!
They are very nice and gender neutral because gender is a concept created by The Jedi

Sometimes they may seem nice but only to use you for their own purposes but that is not for all Theos
Kind of a sociopath but is loyal when you get to know them

Q: Hey Theo how’s your boyfriend
Theo: I’ve gotta girlfriend you Karen

by Jonathan_mother September 27, 2022

Theo

The type of guy who gives no f*cks. He acts crazy in public and doesn't care what people think of him. He loves asking stupid questions like asking a teacher if he failed NNN. Overall Theo's are crazy and energetic guys.

Max:"Hey did you see that guy running around screaming during lunch"
Billy:"Oh, he must be a Theo."

by THEOIZCOOL November 1, 2022

Theo

A skinny guy, pretty tall, really hot and has a god sized dick, guys want to be friends with and and girls go head-over-heels for him. Does have anger issues but is an amazing em-path underneath, if you has him as a friend/boyfriend, treasure him because he may be annoying, but goddamn does he love people.

def 1: damn Theo has a big dick
def 2: Theo is an amazing friend
def 3: boy do I love Theo

by Some Random Racist November 14, 2022