Skip to main content

Jive Turkey

A term used in a phrase randomly which instantaneously causes dance.
Peterson: "Did you just call me a Jive Turkey?"
John: "LET'S DISCO!!!"
by Aspalar November 19, 2010
mugGet the Jive Turkeymug.

jive turkey

some people say that a jive turkey is a person that talks shit and has no clue what they're talking about however the uncommon definition is a total fucking badass who gets tons of ladies
guy one: Hey see that guy over there
guy two: yeah what about him
guy one: he's the biggest jive turkey
guy two: o so he talks a lot of shit and actually has no clue what hes talking about
guy one: No dude he's a total fucking badass ass who gets tons of ladies
guy two: really?
guy one: ya his kind is also known as a jive turkey of another feather
by guyone June 3, 2008
mugGet the jive turkeymug.

jiving out

Originally used by Conan O'Brien to describe the protesters reaction to President Bush by performing a song he requested. (Joke.)
They started moving and just jiving out.
by anthonyfk June 22, 2006
mugGet the jiving outmug.

Java jive

The ability to verbally (and pretentiously) spew out your entire Starbucks order using the appropriate slang without making a mistake or coming up for air.
Jorge: Man! that shorty sure knew how to throw down some java jive!"

Shorty: "I'll have a grande, nonfat, no whip, one pump sugar-free, no foam, extra hot, double vanilla latte; a reduced fat banana chocolate chip muffin....and that Johnny Cash cd"
by patty browning January 24, 2008
mugGet the Java jivemug.

Hand Jive

Something a Matthew Amer does with furious vigour when speaking to Lee Latchford-Evans from STEPS. Also applies to John Barrowman and, in certain lights, Mike Read.
Matthew Amer caught up for a chat with Lee over a quick hand jive.
by Tom Bowtell March 19, 2003
mugGet the Hand Jivemug.

shuck and jive

to try and wank and be cool at the same time.

as chris rock once said somewhere (I can't remember where from) "Ain't no shuckin' and jivin'"
David: Did you see Lee in the club chasing away all the hotties?

Percy: Yeah man, niggah was shuckin' and jivin'.
by Lars May 16, 2005
mugGet the shuck and jivemug.

jive turkey

A retro faggot who clubs all night and thinks he's still in the 70's
sheila: yo man did ya see that poof at da club last night?
gangsta: Yeah, wat a fuckin jive turkey
by ghetto_supastarr July 31, 2005
mugGet the jive turkeymug.

Share this definition