donkey-witch

An atrociously unattractive female with a face resembling the rear end of a donkey and a personality of a witch.

A face repulsive enough to blind.

A female ugly enough to cause instant eye-watering and gag reflex on sight.

As I was trying to leave the party I got trampled by three donkey-witches on my way out.

by Dfishdaddy March 17, 2014

Donkey Thicc

A well endowed gentleman wearing gray sweatpants with the clear outline of his genitals.

"Hey yo bro, see that guy who just walked in?" "He looking Donkey thicc"

"OMG Brittany!" "You cant just let you boyfriend go out in public with those sweats" "He's too Donkey thicc to be out around these thirsty sluts!"

by Tralalalash January 12, 2021

donkey shlong

a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.

dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.

or, gobble my donkey shlong.

or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?

or get that donkey shlong away from me.

by hoboman September 12, 2003

donkey touch

A derogatory football term based largely in the area of banbridge and loughbrickland in northern ireland, when someones first touch of a football is very poor, you must immediately turn and shout at them, that they have a donkey touch!

Paul: *miscontrols ball*
David: fuck sake paul that was such a Donkey Touch!
Paul: I donkey touched your mum last nite
David: interesting, but your still shite at football!
Craigy: *bursts out laughing*

by Craigy! May 29, 2008

Purple Donkey

A magical creature that appears in your room when your high, takes your shit, and then runs out.

WTF, the Purple Donkey just came and took my sandwich, what an asshole!!!

The purple donkey is in my room and he's taking shit.

by Whazzit Tooya April 25, 2013

Donkey's bollocks

Cocktail involving mixing every random drink in the bar.

What'll it be?
Donkey's bollocks

by Snake June 27, 2005

donkey fucking

when a guy is fucking girl from behind (ass or pussy) and she is making God awful sounds like a donkey. i.e. hee haw, hee haw. - when a girl i getting worn out from back side and she starts braying like a damn donkey.

i have the worst headache, i had to listen to my room mate and his whore do some donkey fucking last night for 2 hours.

by fuckthathotass69 January 30, 2017