Identical twins

Amazing, miraculous human beings. They come from the splitting of a fertilised egg, and look exactly the same. They have the same DNA, so one could commit a crime and frame the other one. (Although this never happens because identical twins are loving, friendly, law-abiding people).
Do not confuse with Non-Twins.

"Wow look at those two, they look exactly the same! They're helping that old lady cross the road, how kind!"
"Yeah they're identical twins, aren't they amazing?"

by Charbot November 10, 2004

jiggle twins

a set of big ass titties, boobs, knockers, cans, rack,

hey check out the jiggle twins

by douglas epley November 14, 2006

Olsen Twins

The very definition of hotness gone terribly wrong.

What should have been two great looking twins turned into a duo of snaggle tooth trolls that appear to have crawled out of a hobo's ass (and in the process stole his clothing).

Synonymous with poor fashion taste and eating disorders.

Kid: Mom, is that what a bag lady looks like?

Mom: No sweetie pie, thats one of the Olsen Twins.

Kid: Can we throw pennies at her?

by EZ E January 3, 2008

inuit twins

In·u·it  twins  in-yoo-it twinz
–noun, plural -s
1.
Two guy friends (bros) who have masturbated to the same pornography.

Jacob: Bro I was watchin' this crazy video...!

Peter: The new one on Spankwire?

Jacob: Yeah!

Peter: Oh shit! I think we're inuit twins!

by Atticus Ironsword September 15, 2010

Austrian Twins

When your wife and your mistress have your children within a month of each other.

Schwarzenegger fathered children by Maria and his hosuekeeper within weeks of each other. They're Austrian twins.

by Kermit the toad November 14, 2011

the boro twins

Wannabe ultras who can't handle a bit of banter, often seen crying on trains

'Those pussies over there are just like the boro twins'

by BreenyS November 4, 2013

Rhys and Ryan Jones (Twins)

These 2 are very special children. They were both left in shoeboxes outside the orphanage, fortunately the orphanage rejected these 2 and the shoeboxes (kids inside) was thrown into a river. The shoeboxes floated to a man named Trevor. Trevor took them in and gave them a home, they were fed and given a new start in life :) UNTIL they fucked it all up. They spent all there mothers benefits on Fifa Points and still have a dead ass team lol. They often come into school and play football (Both are pathetic and weak) Ryan is the most autistic of the two and is often associated with the phrase "RYAANN" (Which you must say in an autistic tone)

Steven Jones: "STOP BEING STUPID, YOU'RE DOING A RHYS AND RYAN JONES (twins)"
{Ben Harris}: "Sorry Daddy, please don't hurt me"

by Wagwan Whitmore September 27, 2018