target bathroom

A target bathroom is where you took the biggest fucking shat all over the sink where after you left you had to come back to the bathroom to wipe your ass more

Is that the target bathroom better go back to wipe your ass

by Ur mom is Candice December 9, 2019

target and chill

When you jack off on target employees

Mouritsen did the deed of target and chilling on wednesday

by Thd56g December 17, 2019

Target hoes

Female team members at the department store Target that are sexy in appearance and generally portray promiscuous behavior. They can come in all heights, races and age but are usually between 18 and 30.

Guy number 1: “Yo man, we need ping pong balls for beerpong at the party tonight. Should we swing by Walmart?

Guy number 2: Naw fam. Let’s go to Target before they close. Maybe we can pickup some Target hoes to come with us.

Guy number 1: yeah you right my g

by Unlimitedpower May 28, 2018

Target Twister

A game played at Target or other retailers who have colorful floor placemarkers indicating where people should stand to maintain social distancing.

Sir, you're standing too close. Play by the Target Twister rules like everyone else and please move two steps over to that dot. Those who are caught off of a dot might lose their place in line.

by Rotten Bob April 8, 2020

Target bagger

When a dirty diaper is so awful you have dispose of it in a high quality Target bag rather than a low quality grocery bag.

Per-ew! Jason’s diaper was definitely a Target bagger.

by River Mile December 20, 2020

Anal Target

A heterosexual, (usually white male), who goes above and beyond to be virtuous and let everyone know they are an ally of the LGBTQ+ community and will go to great lengths to defend and interject themselves into any online conversation where they think their voice will be heard.

Did you see that Anal Target looking for online virtue points on social media after that tv show came under fire for all the indocrinated homosexual agenda pushing?

by F-Face Kat February 6, 2023

the target effect

When you go somewhere and end up spending WAY more money than you originally intended. Like when you go to Target for a few things and end up with a cart full of things you didn't mean to buy.

I went to H&M yesterday to buy a pair of pants and suffered from the Target Effect. I spent $350 on new clothes. 😭

by B.T.H July 10, 2017