Someone who impedes the flow of good times with his/her negative attitude, annoying behavior, and/or (but not limited to) incessant bitchiness towards anyone who is unfortunate enough to be in the company of such a killer of good moods, much like a tampon impedes the flow of...well you get the idea.
Todd: Anne was being such a fun tampon last night, we had to ditch her after the movie.
Matt: Guys this is the best birthday party I've ever had. Thanks so much for coming.
Kelly: Yay!
Anne: I've been having increased bowel movements recently; can someone show me where the restroom facilities are in case I get the runs again? Also, I haven't had sex in a while so I'm even more uptight than usual. Are you gonna eat any more of that?
Everyone and Their Mothers: What a fucking fun tampon.
Matt: Guys this is the best birthday party I've ever had. Thanks so much for coming.
Kelly: Yay!
Anne: I've been having increased bowel movements recently; can someone show me where the restroom facilities are in case I get the runs again? Also, I haven't had sex in a while so I'm even more uptight than usual. Are you gonna eat any more of that?
Everyone and Their Mothers: What a fucking fun tampon.
by Horatio Pendergrass, II September 16, 2008
Get the fun tampon mug.A slang term for Fish Sticks, alluding to the fact that they resemble Tampons and are made of fish. Something you might find in a Mermaids purse when she is menstruating.
"We drank 2 cases of beer and ate way too many Mermaid Tampons last night.".
"Jane likes her Mermaid Tampons with Tartar sauce, Bob likes his with ketchup...because Bob is a sick bastard...".
"Make sure you flip your Mermaid Tampons in the oven - or they may not cook well and give you the ass worms!".
"Jane likes her Mermaid Tampons with Tartar sauce, Bob likes his with ketchup...because Bob is a sick bastard...".
"Make sure you flip your Mermaid Tampons in the oven - or they may not cook well and give you the ass worms!".
by Mr.Ages September 14, 2010
Get the Mermaid Tampons mug."So I met this guy last night, and he totally had a tampon dick, why the hell would I have sex with a guy with a dick that size when I could just use a tampon and get the same results?"
by FlatG2 July 1, 2007
Get the tampon dick mug.A non-threatening guy that girls use to vent there emotions. This guy is generaly teased and ridiculed by other males. The male tampon offen thinks that he is all that and is a complete ladies man while really he is just a girls way of realeasing emotional tention.
"Mike is such an emotional tampon"
"All of the girls go and cry on his shoulder and then go screw there boyfriends."
"What a queer"
"Amen to that brother"
"All of the girls go and cry on his shoulder and then go screw there boyfriends."
"What a queer"
"Amen to that brother"
by Ben McBen May 25, 2009
Get the Emotional Tampon mug.the two-word description of one who is a slave to his woman.
he will hold her purse for her, mostly because that's where his testicles are.
he will hold her purse for her, mostly because that's where his testicles are.
by Looger October 1, 2004
Get the tampon-fetcher mug.One who takes socially conservative stances but otherwise considers him or herself to be a libertarian. As in, you believe government should be small... Small enough to fit inside certain body parts...
Many right-wingers consider themselves to be libertarians, but I grow tired of their socially conservative positions on women's reproductive rights, so I started calling them "tampon libertarians".
by April Alligator July 1, 2014
Get the Tampon Libertarian mug.Period is another word for a cis-womans monthly discharge, and a tampon is used for them to control it. This phase is use for a ironic, humorous affect.
by SlangLiterature October 21, 2020
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