Stress Fart

An especially long and loud anal eruption of putrid gas, brought on by sudden physical stress, such as bending to lift a heavy object.

My mom was bending over to lift a large sofa, when she suddenly blew a stress fart. I could not believe it, I'd never heard my mom fart before!!

by Kalisiin March 24, 2012

stress release

There are any number of ways you can release stress.

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ejaculation

The best stress release is:

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by Murgo69 December 29, 2007

Post traumatic stress

The feeling of unease and irreversibility following a post on facebook, waiting for someone to respond to it. Post traumatic stress is usually caused by the uncertainty of how the post will be received, if at all. The condition usually goes away after a couple of comments or likes.

- Dude, why are you checking your facebook all the time?
- I posted something a couple of hours ago and no-one has commented on it. No-one!
- You’re having a case of post traumatic stress.
- I know. Posting shit on facebook is bad for you.
- Come on, let’s build a computer out of wood instead of waiting for someone to like your post.

by Esben el Magnifico April 12, 2014

Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD)

The feelings of anxiety some New Jerseyans felt after the release of MTV's "Jersey Shore" which portrayed all state residents as having orange faces, dance and fist pumping skills, blowed out hair, and the confidence to talk about themselves in 3rd person.

Joe:"Hey bro, what's gotten into Grant? The kid hasn't gone out, shaved, tanned, or cut his hair in like two days."

John:"Grant's been diagnosed with Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD) ever since that MTV show "Jersey Shore" came out. He can't stand going to Scorekeepers or out in public anymore because everyone wants him to fist pump and show off his abs."

by Stank Twatwell January 21, 2010

Stressed

I feeling of depression or sadness. A way of holding in all of your emotions.

Emma: "ughhh I'm so stressed!"
Lucas: "want to talk?"

Emma: "No I'm fine."

by may minion April 6, 2017

Stressful

Sosiopathic definition is one of or a combination of "too lazy to do anything productive or responsible, but I have to" &/or "time limit."

1)Never having had a job before, she found having to do things for other people at a quick pace to be stressful.

2)When playing Psychonaughts, the sudden difficulty curves in the boss levels thrown in between boughts of lackluster gameplay to be as stressful on her heart as the button mashing was on her fingers.

by Likalaruku November 2, 2009

stress

Pretty much the crapiest weed around. It's usually brown, dry, and full of seeds. It doesn't have that nice, danky weed smell either. Doesn't get you very high unless you smoke a shit load of it and even then, you can only get so high off of it. Stress is also known for giving you a headache and making you sleepy during the come-down. The only plus about stress is that you get a lot of it for cheap, but most people don't even want a lot of stress. Lots of newbies to the world of weed will buy stress because they choose quantity over quality.

Dude 1: Dude, I've got some bud.
Dude 2: Ha-Ha! Fuck yeah!
Dude 1: I've got like, 9 G's! We're gonna get fucked up!
Dude 2: Nine G's? Damn! How much you pay?
Dude 1: $15
Dude 2: What? Fifteen bucks...Aw, man! You didn't get
stress did you?
Dude 1: I don't know...I guess...
Dude 2: Hand me the sack.

-Opens sack-

Dude 2: *sniff* Yup, this is stress alright...Man...
Dude 1: Oh. So, should we smoke it?
Dude 2: Might as well...

by fuzzee August 8, 2006