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Sympathy baiter

Like anglers hunting for fish, these sad sacks cast out their hooks -- baited with vague tales of woe -- in the hopes of landing concerned responses. Genuine bad news is one thing, but these manipulative posts are just pleas for attention.
The Sympathy Baiter. "Barbara is feeling sad today." "Man, am I glad that's over." "Jim could really use some good news about now."
by aliboi2232 December 14, 2009
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cunnilingual symphony

The act of making a linguolabial trill (a raspberry) while performing cunnilingus. The phrase may also describe the sound the trill makes.
Sure, Mozart was a great composer, but did he ever give his wife a cunnilingual symphony?
by Sivraj December 9, 2008
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sympathy throwdown

Having sex with someone as you feel sorry for them. Typically used when either instigator has just left a relationship.
'Ciara was a bit pissed jake left her, so I gave her a sympathy throwdown'
by Monty Bob July 23, 2007
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Sympathey Head

The act or performance of fellatio immediately following a tragic event or accident.
1. ) Hey Mel! If I break my arm jumping off this tree fort would you give me sympathey head?!?!
2. ) YES! Just got my wisdom teeth out, time for SYMPATHEY HEAD.
3. ) So I was walking down the street when I saw the mail man trip, and this stay at home mother immediately ran out to give some sympathey head.
4. ) If Chris thinks hes getting sympathey head over that bullshit, hes got another thing COMING!
by wordsRus June 3, 2009
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Sympathetic Vomitter

1. A person who vomits at the sight of someone else puking
Guy #1: Man, I hate working at Chuck E. Cheese! When a little kid puked the new cashier threw up after watching. Now I have to clean up both!
Guy #2: Sounds like she's a sympathetic vomitter
by mimimimimi June 30, 2009
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Sympathy Sale

A sale made because the customer feels sorry for a store-owner that stands there forever never selling anything.

Usually made after walking past the store/stall on separate occasions and seeing zero customers every time.
Sonia: Hey, have you ever seen that guy with the hot corn in the mall actually sell any?

Andy: Nah I never have, I kinda feel sorry for him.

Sonia: Yeah same, that's why I bought some corn today, he was freakin ecstatic!

Andy: Ahh, a sympathy sale. Nice.
by HPfag February 6, 2010
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Symphony of Win

The exact opposite of Crescendo of Suck. When WIN just doesn't express the awesomeness of something.
Meeting a girl in a club who not only buys her own drinks, but is willing to go home with you.

Finding a 50 tucked in your couch cushions when you are down to your last 75 cents.

Finding out you are NOT the father.

All those and more fit SYMPHONY OF WIN
by madworldradio October 15, 2009
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