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The level above Swiftie in the Taylor Swift Fandom hierarchy. A psycho swiftie will ruin their relationships to achieve the ultimate goal of "being Taylor Swift", or at least as close as they can.
There are a few ways that you can spot a Psycho Swiftie, you will need your judgement and the boys to help you find one, espiecally if they hide it well.
To find one look for the following signs:
- Identifies with all of Taylor Swifts songs, particularly breakup songs or songs about toxic relationships, and believes all relationships, even good ones, are toxic and relates to a relationship in one of Taylors songs.
- Has excessive amounts of boy drama and tells each new boy that their last relationship was toxic. They will most likely compare their past boyfriend to that of Jake Gyllenhaal or John Mayer. If it is a high level Psycho Swiftie they may even compare their past boyfriend "a Jordan Alford", meaning she most likely cheated on him with or dated all his best friends, and told other girls that he was gay.
Note: A Jordan Alford accuser is a high tier of Pyscho Swiftie. Take care fella's
The level above Swiftie in the Taylor Swift Fandom hierarchy. A psycho swiftie will ruin their relationships to achieve the ultimate goal of "being Taylor Swift", or at least as close as they can.
There are a few ways that you can spot a Psycho Swiftie, you will need your judgement and the boys to help you find one, espiecally if they hide it well.
To find one look for the following signs:
- Identifies with all of Taylor Swifts songs, particularly breakup songs or songs about toxic relationships, and believes all relationships, even good ones, are toxic and relates to a relationship in one of Taylors songs.
- Has excessive amounts of boy drama and tells each new boy that their last relationship was toxic. They will most likely compare their past boyfriend to that of Jake Gyllenhaal or John Mayer. If it is a high level Psycho Swiftie they may even compare their past boyfriend "a Jordan Alford", meaning she most likely cheated on him with or dated all his best friends, and told other girls that he was gay.
Note: A Jordan Alford accuser is a high tier of Pyscho Swiftie. Take care fella's
Scenario 1
"Dude did your girl seriously write a song about your breakup??"
"Yeah man she flew our relationship into the ground to write a song about it"
"Sounds like a Psycho Swiftie to me"
"I should have seen the signs early on, I hope the next guy realises it"
Scenario 2
"Hey are you dating anyone atm?"
"No, hbu?"
"No. my last boyfriend was such a Jake Gyllenhaal so I broke up with him before he turned sour. I even wrote a breakup song about him, wanna see?"
"Uhh no thanks I have to go..."
"Dude did your girl seriously write a song about your breakup??"
"Yeah man she flew our relationship into the ground to write a song about it"
"Sounds like a Psycho Swiftie to me"
"I should have seen the signs early on, I hope the next guy realises it"
Scenario 2
"Hey are you dating anyone atm?"
"No, hbu?"
"No. my last boyfriend was such a Jake Gyllenhaal so I broke up with him before he turned sour. I even wrote a breakup song about him, wanna see?"
"Uhh no thanks I have to go..."
by Matt Sterbater November 25, 2022
Get the Psycho Swiftie mug.the most gruesome and horrendous way of dying imaginable. death from a swiftie usually occurs when someone insults taylor swift. don't do it - the swifties will be on your ass until you're buried 6 feet under the ground.
john: yo dude, what is your opinion on taylor swift?
nick: she's a fucking lunatic, yo. she ain't the music industry, that's for sure.
john: yo, careful, bro!!! you don't want them swifties on your ass!!!
nick: what???
john: i heard death from a swiftie is the leading cause of death this year. them swifties are not to be messed with!!!
nick: she's a fucking lunatic, yo. she ain't the music industry, that's for sure.
john: yo, careful, bro!!! you don't want them swifties on your ass!!!
nick: what???
john: i heard death from a swiftie is the leading cause of death this year. them swifties are not to be messed with!!!
by utility_ October 29, 2023
Get the death from a swiftie mug.A girl or woman who thinks very highly of themselves and thinks that women who don't live their lives exactly how they do "lesser" than them.
They may feel this way because they wear more conservative clothing, such as hoodies, T-shirts, and jeans, while other women put an actual effort into their appearance; they may not be very sexually active, and they believe that makes them "cleaner" or "nicer" than someone who has had a few partners; they might not party, drink, or do drugs, and they believe any girl who does is a cheap, alcoholic, drug-addict; they may see people who get worse grades than them as stupid; they may consider themselves better than someone for knowing useless things; they might pride themselves for being able to get through a situation in a different way than someone else.
Girls with a Taylor Swift complex tend to whine over past relationships for mundane issues - such as the ex-boyfriend saying he would be with them forever, or that he said he loved them. They never take anything they did into account for the break up, and they often push problems with their ex(es) onto their new boyfriends (comparisons, "he said that too", etc.).
One may exhibit more or less symptoms than listed, and although most Taylor Swift complexes belong to women, men can also have this disgusting egoistical issue.
They may feel this way because they wear more conservative clothing, such as hoodies, T-shirts, and jeans, while other women put an actual effort into their appearance; they may not be very sexually active, and they believe that makes them "cleaner" or "nicer" than someone who has had a few partners; they might not party, drink, or do drugs, and they believe any girl who does is a cheap, alcoholic, drug-addict; they may see people who get worse grades than them as stupid; they may consider themselves better than someone for knowing useless things; they might pride themselves for being able to get through a situation in a different way than someone else.
Girls with a Taylor Swift complex tend to whine over past relationships for mundane issues - such as the ex-boyfriend saying he would be with them forever, or that he said he loved them. They never take anything they did into account for the break up, and they often push problems with their ex(es) onto their new boyfriends (comparisons, "he said that too", etc.).
One may exhibit more or less symptoms than listed, and although most Taylor Swift complexes belong to women, men can also have this disgusting egoistical issue.
Maddy: I'm sick of seeing girls in shorts, what a bunch of sluts. If they had any self respect they would wear long jeans, like me.
Maddy: No, I don't drink, sorry if I actually care about my health.
Maddy: Wow... you don't know what vertical farming is? Are you stupid? Look it up, it isn't hard.
Maddy: You had a death in the family? When my dad died, I didn't even cry. It's not a big deal, grow up.
Maddy: My ex-boyfriend said he loved me, and now you are too! That mean you'll turn out to be like him!
Everyone else: Shut the fuck up Maddy, no one wants to hear your Taylor Swift complex crap.
Maddy: No, I don't drink, sorry if I actually care about my health.
Maddy: Wow... you don't know what vertical farming is? Are you stupid? Look it up, it isn't hard.
Maddy: You had a death in the family? When my dad died, I didn't even cry. It's not a big deal, grow up.
Maddy: My ex-boyfriend said he loved me, and now you are too! That mean you'll turn out to be like him!
Everyone else: Shut the fuck up Maddy, no one wants to hear your Taylor Swift complex crap.
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While initially suspected to be a staged hoax, MTV insiders confirmed Kanye was removed from the event and Taylor was seen crying backstage. However, upon accepting her award for "Video of the Year," Beyonce invited Taylor back to finish her speech. The massive backlash from celebrities and the media, coupled with Kanye's outburst's popularity as a viral video (being mixed with Obama's healthcare speech interruption, for example) has prompted a wave of controversy and criticism of Kanye's behavior.
While initially suspected to be a staged hoax, MTV insiders confirmed Kanye was removed from the event and Taylor was seen crying backstage. However, upon accepting her award for "Video of the Year," Beyonce invited Taylor back to finish her speech. The massive backlash from celebrities and the media, coupled with Kanye's outburst's popularity as a viral video (being mixed with Obama's healthcare speech interruption, for example) has prompted a wave of controversy and criticism of Kanye's behavior.
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