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Blame Sergeants

When all else fails. Blame the Sergeants.

Phrase only makes sense when using the abbreviated form of Sergeants.
Marine 1: "What do you mean my pay is messed up and I am not going to be able to buy groceries or pay my bills? Whose fault is this?"

Marine 2: "I blame Sergeants"
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Sergio

a pretty chill guy, there when you need him, sometimes unappreaciated, synonym for awesome, anyone who knows a sergio will die for him, sometimes sergios are a little too honest with those around him
person a: i need advice on something
person b: i'm horrible at advice, you should talk to sergio

about it
by mark twain456 March 13, 2012
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sergio de loof

a famous argentine underground artist.
was born in remedios de escalada, partido de lanus, provincia de buenos aires. he fund the argentine underground movement, and several clubs, like bolivia, eldorado, morocco, club caniche, ave porco, cafe paris, and others. he lives in alejandro korn, provincia de buenos aires.
sergio de loof fund bolivia in 1989.
by matias July 3, 2004
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Swerge

Exclamation:(1) Used to express agreement or acceptance
(2) to act upon thought.
Swergin (1) To act in a way that is unorthodox
" are we clubbin tonight?" - "swerge".

Last night at that four kegger party I saw kim hook up with 15 guys, she was swergin".
by Swerge January 26, 2010
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Sergio

You lay your woman down, spread her legs, and prepare your "troops" for battle. You have all you need, a can of Crisco and no Trojan. At this point, her vagina is now like Niagra Falls. You salute your veiny soldier and send him into the battle field, but you come to realize that your soldier is packing too much heat. Only his tip enters the promise land filled with sweet, nectar dripping manna. but your soldier is persistent, he tries for fifteen seconds but does not fit. He is forced to retreat. The soldier is proud of his gerth but at the same time is disappointed in the fail. His ticket has been punched to the blue ball express because you penetrated but did not recieve the angelic explosion of sex.
Dude, my balls are in so much pain because I had a Sergio when I tried to fuck her.
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Sergio

A Male who is extremely stylish, well groomed, has a serious take on fashion. Could also be very social, maintains a huge ego and will not hesitate to debate anyone on any subject. EX: Sergio Rossi, Kanye West, Ari Gold, Don Draper
Man: You read the Times huh? You read the New Republic?
Person: Uhh, I’ve heard of it.
Man: Well I was reading that, and it’s interesting ’cause what is says is that you don’t know what the f*ck you’re talking about.

Woman: I want a raise!
Man: Your good, get better and stop asking for things.

A: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
B: Who cares?
by SirEgo July 6, 2010
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Sergio

Sergio is a small young man with a killer bod. Legs of steal and biceps as big as they get. Sergio is sweet and caring. All the girls fall for him and even the guys. Overall Sergio’s are one of the best types of people you’ll ever meet and you’re lucky to have on in your life.

They’re also a bit gay but hey gay is ok
Girl: Omg is that Sergio
Boy: The one and only
Girl: He’s so cute omg I love him
Boy: Me too
by LaLaLaly\^0^/ June 11, 2018
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