egyptian sledgehammer

the act of removing one's penis during anal sex, and upon noticing it to be covered in tanish shit, slapping it against your partner.

i gave megan a mean egyptian sledgehammer last night

by starfishmutilater December 10, 2010

Nazi Sledgehammer

Shitting in a condom and freezing it to make a dildo.

"Shit, I forgot the dildo"
"Well have you got a condom?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I'll make us a Nazi Sledgehammer"

by DeepFriedFrog'sLegs October 22, 2014

cwm taff swede

A thick dopey welsh person with an abnormally large head.

'Derr, Dai got an 'ead like a fuckin' cwm taff swede'

by 1 4 for cookery basket like January 2, 2010

Flight to Sweden

The act of pleasuring a woman by eating her out.

She gave me a flight to Boston so I gave her a flight to Sweden.

by Sexyswede28 May 9, 2011

Afterschool in Sweden

When you and your +18 friends go out for a beer after a tough day at school.

What in Stockholm is known as Afterwork, when you go out for a drink with your colleagues, after work, but its done by teenagers that are of legal age(18) to drink at bars.

School in Sweden does not usually offer after school detention. The punishment for skipping an important lecture or a class is simply the fact that a student missed an opportunity to learn.

"Yo dude, lets ride the train home together!"
"I'm so sorry dude I'm going to Afterschool."
"Aw crap, I'm only 17."
"Aight, see you tomorrow."

^Typical teenage conversation about Afterschool in Sweden between two schoolmates.

by aleksington1 January 7, 2013

Sweden

An awesome country in Northern Europe, with tall, beautiful blond men/women, or so the stereotype goes.

Hopefully, it is true...

I can't wait to go to Sweden to see all the sexy blond guys. :3

by Firefluff November 4, 2011

Smedge

a mystical creature that can be seen only when blinking, usually seen scurrying in a diaper

can you smell the smedge

by Flim July 25, 2008