Surf & Turf

When a woman’s vagina smells like seafood, but looks like roast beef.

Person 1: So how’d it go with Janelle?
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf…

by SurfOnTurf May 20, 2023

Surf Spray

Australian term for getting cum in the face

Oi mate he surf sprayed in my face!

by cooler flateary June 15, 2023

Surf-vibing

Surf-vibing- adj; a made up word herby meaning being in a chaotic situation, i.e surfing; but being use to the chaos, i.e vibing.

"How are you doing man?"

"Man I'm barely hanging on, but I'm surf-vibing."

by R3DM6N August 2, 2023

Surf and Blurf

When you fart into a lady’s box and she queefs it back at you.

Man, last night got weird when we my girl and I tried to surf and blurf.

by ineverpullout November 18, 2023

Surf n' Turf

When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy

Fred and I were gettin' real frisky when all of a sudden he gave me the ol' Surf n' Turf!!

by BigMamas25 April 30, 2024

Surf and turf

Throwing up while taking a dump.

I was so sick last night, I had surf and turf.

by doubledump November 26, 2024

Surf and Turf

Simultaneously performing oral sex on both the front and rear of a girl.

I gave my girl surf and turf last night after the bar.

by Irishkill4fun August 22, 2025