superman that hoe

It's disrespectful.

John skeets on his girl's back, lets it dry. The sheets stick to her back and then he laughs at her when she stands up. Now she's stuck trying to peel off dried up jizz from her back.

If any of you actually do this, I hope she rips he sheets off and wipes your face in it.

Superman that hoe.

by Sister Souljah October 31, 2007

superman sex

When you tell a girl ur superman and that you will take her on a fly if she has sex. If she said yes then you have superman sex

Me and a girl from the bar had superman sex last night but she got drunk and tried to fly withput me. (Dont try this at home a bitch will die)

by Pickledpistol March 13, 2016

superman that joint

The act of smoking a whole joint in one breath.

Dude you better superman that joint we got to go now!

by brad91 December 11, 2007

Superman Headshot

When, in Gears of War or Gears of War 2, you pull-off a headshot with the longshot rifle (snipe) while the victim was in mid-roll.

Guy 1: Yeah man, kick that guy he's totally kung-fu'ing.

Guy 2 (host): Yeah, but he's really eas -- HOLY SHIT!! MAN DID YOU SEE THAT SUPERMAN HEADSHOT?! DAMN!

Guy 1:...sweet.........host.

Guy 2: SHUT UP!!!

by SkeetyPete July 20, 2009

Superman'n

Like planking and owling. You perch on top of high spaces with one leg and the other leg stretched out behind you while your arms are in the Superman pose.

J: Hey, wanna go planking?
K: Nah, but we could go owling?
J: That's stupid, let's go superman'n.

by TCHK August 1, 2011

Superman sick

When your so sick that you feel worse than Superman being sick as hell

Guy 1: Man last weak I was Superman sick

Guy 2: That sucks you missed 6 test

by Superb Marco Frog April 8, 2013

Superman Stephen

The sweetest, most loving, compassionate, Godly man you'll ever meet. He is the epitome of a gentleman, and never hesitates to remind you that you have a beautiful spirit and soul. He is tall, handsome and muscular. He has an air of MOG swag about him in the way he talks, interacts, and walks. He loves to talk.

Superman Stephen

by Giulia:) October 13, 2013