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Erwin Smith

The Captain of the Survei corps he can be recognized by the following:
Tree Trunk, Monster cock, Eyebrows.
Look at that monster cock, thats Erwin Smith with out a doubt.
by KingOfWorlds July 2, 2017
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smith out

To act boring and lame in lieu of an obviously more fun opportunity.
We were all going to have a good time but then Jeff decided to smith out.

"Everybody is doing it; don't be a smith"
by STL Beeg November 17, 2006
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Smithereens

Little pieces, to blow into smithereens.
Damn, did you see that ship blown into smithereens yesterday?
by agnopunk January 27, 2009
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Will smithing

"will smithing" aka "pulling a will smith" is the act of over reacting to something after seeing that your wife is unhappy about it (even if at first you didn't seemed to care), sometimes even resorting to physical violence, shouting and being overall meme worthy.
a: "bro did you saw the oscars last night? Jada Pinkett's cuck husband pulled a will smith on Chris Rock"
b: "dammm really? Will Smith be will smithing"
by Daniel Falso March 28, 2022
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Smith's Scale

Smith's Scale is basically a scale used by men to determine a girl's overall looks. Most people use the treditional 1-10 scale when judging girls, but the Smith's Scale is using two scales to determine a girls overall rating and if they're good girlfriend material.

The first scale in Smith's is the looks scale. This scale is on 1-10 and it determines how they look. This has to do with their ass, tits, face, and overall looks. This scale is generally used when you want to determine a girls overall looks.

The second scale in Smith's Scale is the inside scale. This scale is also on 1-10 and it determines what the girl is like on the inside (not sexually). For example, the inside scale determines; how smart the girl is, personality, pet peeves, future thoughts, etc. This scale is usually used when you want to determine if the girl is real girlfriend material.

In the end of judging you can add up both of the scales and divide by two to get the girl's overall. For example, if a girl had a 6/10 looks, but a 9/10 inside she would be a 7.5/10 overall.
Me: Damn, look at Alanna over there. Her looks are 8/10 but her inside is a 2/10. She is definitely not my type.

Friend: Why are you using two different scales?

Me: I'm using Smith's Scale to determine the girl's overall and if she's girlfriend material. Overall Alanna would be a 5/10.
by DrewTheGod October 22, 2018
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Sam Smith'd

When someone shares something popular first on Facebook then claims it as already seen.
*comment on Facebook post*
- I love this video, bring back memories of when I posted it last year.
- he Sam Smith'd it
by Qwerrz September 19, 2014
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blake smith

Gee i wish i was a Blake Smith
by ABC will be missed July 25, 2018
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