Subway Worker

A name for your girlfriend to vaguely suggest that she handles your massive shlong that you don't have.

Some Jackoff: what does your girlfriend do?
Me: She is a Subway Worker
Some Jackoff: what is that supposed to mean?
Me: All I can say is that she knows a thing or two about footlongs.
Some jackoff: pfft you wouldn't even be a six inch

by Pubestache September 16, 2016

Subway Stalagmite

n. Contrary to subway stalactite, subway stalagmite does not form on the ceiling. Subway stalagmite is a deposit left by dripping sewer water or run-off that comes from the stalactite deposits on subway ceilings. Usually it is a lighter color, though it ranges from white to brown, and gives off a foul odor. This can be attributed to the fact that it’s on the floor, below your nose, where air can circulate up to your nose. These are generally flat, and do not develop as tall or as quickly as subway stalactite.

A white to brown flat deposit below a dripping sewer pipe that gives off a foul odor can be considered subway stalagmite.

by Srztanjur October 5, 2009

subway arms

any apartment building or block of flats within 3 blocks of a subway station... usually run down... the projects... ghetto housing

dude... you live here?
man these flats are the subway arms apartments for sure...

dude 2... stfu!

by boyinthepenaltybox July 5, 2011

Subway virgin

Someone who has never ordered from Subway before. Ever.

Bob should definitely eat at Subway. When I asked him about Subway he said he was a Subway virgin.

by LeUrbanDefiner September 30, 2015

Subway dick

1) a dick that is THICK and 6 inches
2) a dick that is a foot long

"I have a foot long dick"
"Oh so a subway dick?"
"I guess..?"
"Cool... me to bro"
"Ah"
"Wanna see it?"
"Only if I can touch it"

by Userlolz July 13, 2023

subway girl

combination of every hot girl in the world. Call someone subway girl if you don't know her name and she is a combination of every hot girl in the world.

holy shit that's a hottie
i think ill call her subway girl

by subway girl lover July 2, 2016

subway cumshot

a footlong subway sandwich with only mayonnaise on it.

Friend 1: “Hey man you got something on your face.”

Friend 2: “Sorry I was at subway. I ordered the subway cumshot”

by stiltmaster August 29, 2022