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Stump Dick

When a mans penis is wider then it is long, giving the appearance of a stump.
"Wow that Simon Crocker sure has a stump dick."


"Yea its so small he cant even get a grip on it"
by MUFFINz_TEH_hot July 3, 2008
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stumping

A sexual act of penatration (vaginal or anal) involving an amputated limb.
I walked into the restroom at the club last night, and caught these two chicks stumping in one of the stalls.
by Madronin September 14, 2008
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patrick stump

Lead singer of punk ass sexifyed OMGaaaahhhhh band Fall Out boy

He has side burns that could warm anyone up

He looks like My friend jack *dances*

www.falloutboyrock.com
Example: patrick stump is like so HAAAAAAAAWWWT. When you hear anyone say this (and you will) they are on about the singer from Fall out boy
by *~*Lil.Suicidal.Emo.Kid*~* April 15, 2006
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Stumper

A woman so ugly that you would cut your arm off if she was sleeping on it so that you would not have to wake her up.
I pulled a right stumper last night... etc
by JonnieC November 23, 2003
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Stumping

Stumping is a fun way to trip someone when they are running directly behind you. It can be used as a practical escape method or a as a hilarious prank.

Right as your pursuer is directly behind you, hit the brakes and crouch down, much like the fetal position. Not being able to dodge this new obstacle, the unfortunate pursuer, still running at full speed, runs into you with his legs and finds himself a whole load of bad luck usually in the form of flying, faceplanting, public humiliation, or other injuries.
Austin: Hey Brandon, why are you all scraped up?

Brandon: I was running behind John in P.E. when he stopped and crouched down out of nowhere. I flew right over him and crashed into the blacktop.

Austin: Haha! that's called stumping. He does that to everyone.
by SuperJunior!!!!!!!! October 2, 2012
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stumpy

n; A stumpy is a one who plays third base in softball but ironically enough has never gotten to third base himself.
There sat stumpy too afraid to take a lead so he sat on the base playing with his balls.
by PaulyShoresPosse-3 November 14, 2006
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A Stumpy is a short, fat, lazy man who loves sleeping in til 3PM. He usually watches somewhere around 5-6 hours of television a night with himself and his broken couch. A Stumpy also tells many fictional fables or stories.
I called my jobless friend a "Stumpy" because he was a fat and useless.
by ghjh April 15, 2006
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