STUBB protocol

Steak, TUB, and Beer: may be initiated whenever a need arises to celebrate with red meat and beer (e.g., a Saturday). Ideally, the hottub is packed with hotties. An unspoken by-law of stubbing is toplessness, which by-law is to be read in conjunction with various gender equality laws. The ladies often try to avoid this by-law until about the fourth beer, so keep plenty handy.

My wife gets pissed when I enforce certain unspoken by-laws associated with the STUBB protocol when her hottie friends are in my tub.

by Stubber June 11, 2006

scubby-dubs

scubbies, for short. boobs. titties. nunga-nungas.

i wanna grab your scubbies.

check out those scubby-dubs!

by Davey Stardust March 19, 2004

Stubbalo

Named after a big douchebag deluxe.

used to describe having to take a wicked shit.

"Watch the counter i have to go take a wicked Stubbalo"

by Master Pussy eater January 1, 2007

Mr Stabby

When you are on the loo about to poo but it feels like you have been on a diet of nuts, Shreddies, barbed wire and glass and it actually hurts to push it out.

"Mr Stabby came to visit this morning and I think I have shredded my colon!"

by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015

Stubb

A exceptional person of Norwegian American descent, that likely grew up in the northern part of the United States (particularly the Dakotas or Washington).

A Stubb generally has an infectious sense of humor and is blessed with natural intelligence, to counteract their often oddly shaped bodies.

With that personality that the general disregard for the temperature, I'm guessing he must be a Stubb.

by Stumanji March 26, 2009

douchebag stubble

The stubble commonly sported by douchebags. It is the guy that can grow a full beard, but only shaves once or twice a week because he's to cool to care. Seen on Tom Cruise and Adam Levine.

WARNING! Not all people sporting douchebag stubble are douchebags. Tom Cruise, yes; Adam Levine, no.

You: Did you see Tom Cruise in that new movie?

Me: Hell no, I'm not seeing that crap. He's got douchebag stubble in it.
You: Yeah, he needs to either find a razor or just grow a full beard!
Me: What a douchebag.

by butterflyhitman May 22, 2009

Slubby

A chubby slut. Usually dressed weight inappropriately

Wow that slubby shouldn't be wearing that skirt, but good on her for trying

by slubby lover October 24, 2011