Stanky Ferret

A dick that has stank from anal.

Hey bro, your mom gave me a stanky ferret last night.

by DICKBONEJONES September 7, 2016

Stankybodanky

Something that both really right and just plain wrong.

She's got some good pussy, but she's been with every dude in town. She is Stankybodanky!
Damn! Them cajun-boiled peanuts is stankybodanky.

by wam9767 February 8, 2017

stanky mudflaps

A vagina so worn out that the labia(lips) hang low like a nutsack.

I told the bitch to roll up her stanky mudflaps because she was attracting seagulls.

by tjfidi9frigigkiigifigrumpySeaw March 29, 2017

stanky legged hoe

Contentious, I.E a bitch

That girl at mid valley dental was a stanky legged hoe

by cheesuswithjesus November 6, 2017

stanky twanky

A unclean penis

Wash your stanky twanky
My penis is clean I don't need to wash it

by Soup+soup=soup January 7, 2018

Stanky tip toe

When you’ve gone to the toilet and finished your business, just to realise there is no toilet paper. So you have to walk out the bathroom to gather more rolls with your pants down just below crack level hoping no stinky business gets on your fresh threads and for some reason your tip toeing carefully not to arrouse suspicion of any one in the house.

Friend- I completely forgot to check for toilet paper before going to the lavatory the other day. So I had the pull of the greatest ‘stanky tip toe’ past my room mate while they were having a kip on the couch.

by Mrstealyo_husky March 14, 2018

Stanky Blanky

When you remove your penis after anal sex and a little poo drips out onto your moms blanket.

Curtis! Get in here! Did you pull a stanky blanky with your little girlfriend while we was out at the Walmart?

by TJ Trainwreck July 24, 2018