Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019
Get the Jordan stokesmug. A glory hunting fuckwit who does not yet realise that their team "Stoke City" is long past its sell-by date. They meet on a weekly basis at the local circus, also referred to as the bet365 Stadium. The stadium is home to "Stoke City", a team well known for its hideous combination of red and white that are their colours. Not to mention that rabid hippo that is the pinnacle of this cult. Stoke Fans get a boner once said hippo is spotted.
by Wehatestoke September 29, 2022
Get the Stoke Fanmug. The equation James Cameron used to generate the graphics of Avatar: Way of Water. They simulate the motion of fluids on Pandora.
James Cameron successfully solved the Na’vier-Stokes Equation, with the money he can add one more eyelash to Avatar 4.
by Ganondox December 29, 2022
Get the Na’vier-Stokes Equationmug. by Gutie Gutie May 24, 2022
Get the Stokes papamug. when ur doing a girl in the ass and she shits while ur doing it, and she eats the shit off it and u bust in her mouth and then eat it out of a sports direct mug with a coco pops spoon
by Eddie brennikmiejer September 28, 2025
Get the Stoke-on-Trent inverted chilli cheese dogmug. by minecraftluver December 23, 2022
Get the dolly stokesmug. by Bobster69 January 30, 2018
Get the Stokedmug.