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Standing 8 Count

The act of tidying up your ass between poops, usually brought on by mild to moderate itching. A standing 8 count is executed by wiping one's butt while standing.
Todd's butt itched, indicating a need for a standing 8 count.
by arlo jones February 16, 2009
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Stinkin Thinkin

The act of coming up with a great idea. Preferably, an idea that either saves time, money, or energy.

Most commonly used in small rural villages, where it is nearly impossible to not find catchy rhymes to enhance daily activities.
Vern- "What you got going on today"?

Ern- "Just fartin round the garage. You"?

Vern-"Hows bout we hitchhike down to the DQ and get some Cokes"?

Ern- "Stinkin Thinkin"
by The Urban Suburban February 3, 2010
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standing up

I am standing up... can i sit now?
by Coca November 9, 2003
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fall asleep standing up

Term used to show how difficult a task is, or the amount of time something would require.
I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…

I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009
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Stinking Sanchez

During intercourse, inserting your finger in your lovers anus and smearing their feces above their lip. Thus they receive a shit mustache.
The asshole gave me a Stinking Sanchez in bed last night.
by Psyphilis April 24, 2009
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stinking gizzard

A stinking gizzard is a drinking establishment (that may or may not serve food items) that notoriously elicits derogatory remarks from customers pertaining to a characteristic stench that most often emanates from the male and female bathrooms (if there is a distinction) with the stench often consisting of aromas most often associated with urine, feces, vomit, sex, and regurgitated food.

Note that the noun phrase "stinking gizzard" may be preceded by the definite and indefinite determiners ('the' and 'a' respectively). "The stinking gizzard" is often used when there is a particularly salient drinking establishment that is notoriously 'a stinking gizzard'.
Hey man, we're going out to the stinking gizzard tonight. The place is rancid but at least the beer is cheap.
by Foster Stone May 30, 2010
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Standing Deuce-ation

when you are standing at the urinal and you have to shit but can't, either because the stalls are full or you have a phobia, and whilst trying to only urinate you accidentatly drop a deuce in your pants.
person 1: "Hey man why did you leave the park so fast?"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"
by EskimoJAK April 2, 2011
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