stiffy lube

the k mart brand of kY jelly for your dick OR COCK

i need you to run over to k mart and get me some more stiffy lube

by rob n john January 17, 2009

stiffnicity

Rating of stiffness of a man's penis after a night of drinking

James and A-shia got home from a night out at the bar, but James' stiffnicity wasn't high enough to fuck.

by Firebums April 11, 2015

Stifler

The best guy in the american pie series.
Hates paul finch cos he fukd his mum. People things his mums a MILF (mutha id like 2 fuk.
also see Finch

Finch "Was that who i thing it was"
Stifler " Eat shit shit break"

by goats anon January 17, 2004

Stiff sock

A sock that has been used for masturbation; Often used as an insult to someone that is basicly, "a party crasher". It is similar to the phrases "Wet Blanket", "Stick in the mud", Etc.

1. Stop being such a stiff sock, and come on!

2. That guy is totally a stiff sock.

by Homicidal Artist July 5, 2007

Stiffies

An erect, pulsating penis or clitoris, due to sexual arousal.

Billy and Janet had stiffies after Billy donkey punched Janet's mom.

by g0t4 May 19, 2011

stiffleball

(n.)the act of, when receiving oral sex from a female (or in desperate times, a male), smacking the testicles against the chin of the individual performing oral sex.

Man, if Zach hadn't referenced the fourth-grade term "stiffy" at lunch today, I probably wouldn't have even remembered to give that bitch Karen M. a stiffleball tonight. The tingling feeling provided by her hairy chin rubbing against my balls was quite a sublime experience.

by Ron Mexico April 16, 2005

Stiftung

German, *noun*: "foundation"; a type of business organization dating from the late 19th century in which one or more companies are owned by a foundation. The foundation, in turn, is governed not by shareholders, but by whomever is chartered as a stakeholder in the firm, such as workers, financial planners, local residents of the town where the firm operates, and so on.

The biggest company owned by a foundation is Robert Bosch GmBH, which is 92% owned by Robert Bosch Stiftung (Stuttgart, Germany). Bertelsmann AG (Guetersloh, Germany) is owned by the Bertelsmann-Stiftung, which appears to possess the largest endowment of any German foundation; the affiliated company owns an enormous media empire.

Plural: Stiftungen

The prevalence of the *Stiftung* in German industry probably contributed to the excellence of German manufactures, since the affiliated companies were managed by engineers.

by Abu Yahya February 23, 2009