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Stamler

A stupid nerd who spends all their life playing counter-strike source. they become obsessed with other games but thse addictions drift in and out. Also has no friends and tries to be a fruithead.
Sean is the most hadcore stamler in the world.
by Jorge Chiang May 7, 2005
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staller

a girl whose name appears on the side of one or numerous bathroom stalls.
nah, dude, don't go for trish. she's a total staller.
by Travis Verner July 30, 2006
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staples

You got the new album? That shit's staples!
by A&A Mehta March 6, 2009
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Komoka Staple-Gun

While engaging in oral sex 69-style, the instigator unlatches just before the point of climax and delivers a quick punch or karate chop to their partner's genitals, catching them entirely by surprise and causing their pelvic muscles to constrict, resulting in an intense orgasm for the provocateur.
"Last week, Celine and I were going at it sixty-nine when I gave her a Komoka staple-gun. It was late so I went home and she hasn't returned my calls since."
by PoopyLoopDeLoop November 9, 2008
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Stapléton

When someone refers to seeing or knowing someone with a huge beak nose in a derogatory sense without first surveying their surroundings. On mentioning the aforementioned nose they then realise that a person in their immediate vicinity has a nose very similar or exactly resembling a "huge beak nose".
"We were sat round the table last night and James pulled a stapléton, this girl had a massive honk. I had a hard time not laughing, he went as bright as a cherry though."
by POBox December 7, 2009
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stapledick

The unfortunate consequence of trying to repair holes in underwear on the cheap. Contrary to the apparent image presented by the word, one does not staple his dick; rather, he staples the hole in the underwear correctly, but proceeds to get stabbed by the staples within. Often painful though, fortunately, rarely disastrous.
I noticed a split in my boxers down the seams and tried to fix it in my office with office supplies. Now I have stapledick.
by ElPresidenteEdeno September 14, 2011
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staplesex

when a couple are engaging in sexual intercourse
a stapler is used to excite the gentiles?
OMG! I had the best staplesex with this girl last night, she totally made me blow off
by tizzle30 October 2, 2007
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