One who stalls (waits) with loaded paraphernalia in hand during a smoke circle or a clan-bake. This person is often ridiculed and yelled at, but prolongs the experience. More than one hit staller in any sized circle is usually cast out.
Jimmy- "(cough cough) Yo, here you go, hit that shit.
Hit Staller- "Did you ever think that we as humans are just animals"
Jimmy- "Kind of, maybe a little"
Hit Staller- "I mean look at our hands and legs"
Jimmy- "Yeah I see it now"
Hit Staller- "Have you ever seen the movie Gladiator?"
Jimmy- "Wait...What the FUCK are you talking about! TAKE YOUR FUCKING HIT!
Hit Staller- "Did you ever think that we as humans are just animals"
Jimmy- "Kind of, maybe a little"
Hit Staller- "I mean look at our hands and legs"
Jimmy- "Yeah I see it now"
Hit Staller- "Have you ever seen the movie Gladiator?"
Jimmy- "Wait...What the FUCK are you talking about! TAKE YOUR FUCKING HIT!
by smokestalla August 2, 2009
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chris walks in and picks the urinal next to bobs out of the five unused urinals and starts a conversation.
chris is a typical urinal stalker
chris walks in and picks the urinal next to bobs out of the five unused urinals and starts a conversation.
chris is a typical urinal stalker
by mrploertendoder June 17, 2010
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When you stall stall for anther person, but they are also stall stalling, resulting in you both just sitting there forever.
by brules October 5, 2010
Get the stall stalemate mug.1. A non-band kid that really wants to be in band but cannot play an instrument.
2. Hangs around the band room with the band kids.
3. Believes they're good buddies with the band director, but in reality, the band director doesn't know him.
4. Shows up to band performances uninvited.
5. Tries to sit with the band at football games, but ends up getting kicked out by the band kids themselves.
2. Hangs around the band room with the band kids.
3. Believes they're good buddies with the band director, but in reality, the band director doesn't know him.
4. Shows up to band performances uninvited.
5. Tries to sit with the band at football games, but ends up getting kicked out by the band kids themselves.
Band geek 1: Dude, who invited HIM to our competition?
Band geek 2: I don't know, but he's such a band stalker.
Band geek 2: I don't know, but he's such a band stalker.
by bandgeek55 December 23, 2010
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Hot Chick:
O.M.G! Today I went to the mall with my BBF, and we bought supppppperrrr cute matching shirts! Be jealous!
xXhardcoremathnerdxX likes this
xXhardcoremathnerdxX:
bring me with you next time ladiess.<33 XOXOXOX
Hot Chick: ugh omg he's such a noob stalker, gtfo!
O.M.G! Today I went to the mall with my BBF, and we bought supppppperrrr cute matching shirts! Be jealous!
xXhardcoremathnerdxX likes this
xXhardcoremathnerdxX:
bring me with you next time ladiess.<33 XOXOXOX
Hot Chick: ugh omg he's such a noob stalker, gtfo!
by lolwtfjulia October 7, 2011
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Nerd: Checking my grades.
Guy: That's like the 10th time today, you're such a grade stalker.
Nerd: Checking my grades.
Guy: That's like the 10th time today, you're such a grade stalker.
by FirstTimeUsingThis October 4, 2011
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Dude 1: Sorry I haven't responded to your texts. Due to gas price volatility, I just put $14k into battery stocks.
Dude 2: No problem. I was a psychology major and I recognize Stock Stalker behavior. You might want to seek professional help.
Dude 2: No problem. I was a psychology major and I recognize Stock Stalker behavior. You might want to seek professional help.
by punchodex May 12, 2012
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