"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"
I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P
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Your company aims to develop a gaming app, and you require seven developers and than you hire developers on contract to complete the work in desired time. This process is called Staff Augmentation.
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Get the tree staff mug.Annoying idiots who work at your school and are really annoying getting mad for little to no reason and other stuff and when someone talks back they get even more mad because they want to look like the good boy well guess what staff ur not ur the ones causing the problem
In the bustling cafeteria, a group of students laughs and chats over their lunch.
School staff member: "Hey, keep it down! This is a place for eating, not a concert hall!"
Student: "But everyone's talking, and it's lunchtime..."
School Staff member: "I don't care! You need to respect the rules."
Student: "Sorry, but it seems a bit unfair..."
School Staff member: "Excuse me? Are you talking back to me? I won't tolerate any disobedience! DETENTION!”
The student shrugs, knowing it's pointless to argue further, as the staff member's need to assert authority overrides any attempt at reasonable dialogue.
student 2: “oh my god the school staff are really annoying.”
School staff member: “get the fuck out!”
Student 2: “ok I don’t give a fuck dumb bitch nobody cares about ur dumbass literally getting mad at us for talking at lunch are you stupid get a life damn!”
School staff member: “I said get out your expelled!”
Student 2: “ok thanks away from this damn school!”
School staff member: "Hey, keep it down! This is a place for eating, not a concert hall!"
Student: "But everyone's talking, and it's lunchtime..."
School Staff member: "I don't care! You need to respect the rules."
Student: "Sorry, but it seems a bit unfair..."
School Staff member: "Excuse me? Are you talking back to me? I won't tolerate any disobedience! DETENTION!”
The student shrugs, knowing it's pointless to argue further, as the staff member's need to assert authority overrides any attempt at reasonable dialogue.
student 2: “oh my god the school staff are really annoying.”
School staff member: “get the fuck out!”
Student 2: “ok I don’t give a fuck dumb bitch nobody cares about ur dumbass literally getting mad at us for talking at lunch are you stupid get a life damn!”
School staff member: “I said get out your expelled!”
Student 2: “ok thanks away from this damn school!”
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