spunk pig

A female a little on the large side that will do at the end of the night if all else fails!

jesus mate i pulled a right spunk pig last night!

by anthony anderson October 12, 2007

Spunk Junkie

A man or woman who is so addicted to the smell, and or taste of cum, that they will do almost anything to get it.

Dude! Jennifer is such a Spunk Junkie she tried to rip my pants of when I said I was hard for sluts.

by Gaybearkota November 29, 2011

spunk

To spunk means to ejaculate.

"You appear to have spunked on my face."

by Cranberry pie January 18, 2007

Spunk Trench

the salty trench that is found in the battlefield between the legs of fat women.

well i was about to send my soldiers into her spunk trench but decided i'd prefer a cold beverage

by Funky Ferret May 9, 2006

spunkhound

A person who can smell man-glue before it spills. Like a bloodhound, but for Tugwater.

M: How did you know to duck before I came in your hair?
F: I am a Spunkhound.

by MakeItStopItHurts August 19, 2010

Spunk Knuckle Duster

When your girlfriend gets spunk all over her knuckles after wanking you off and threatens you in a comical manner with the "spunk knuckle duster".

Girlfriend to boyfriend after wanking him off *she brandishes fist* "I'll punch your face in with my spunk knuckle duster you minger!"

by Freakosaurus April 26, 2011

Spunds

Finding arousal by placing your taint where it doesn't belong

I wouldn't use the riding lawnmower, That's where John gets his spunds on

by Pontus311 January 21, 2016