Option 1: you have a young spaniel puppy called Toby, and have a strange addiction to fucking it until it is paralysed.
Option 2: curiously sitting in the corner whilst two or more of friends are getting it on, you to proceed to masturbate in the corner
Option 2: curiously sitting in the corner whilst two or more of friends are getting it on, you to proceed to masturbate in the corner
1: Corrr I did a spud neek on my dog the other day
2: I was sat in the corner of the room when a suddenly felt the urge to preform a spud neek
2: I was sat in the corner of the room when a suddenly felt the urge to preform a spud neek
by The master cock November 24, 2021
Get the Spud neekmug. Any individual male or female who likes to tickle spuds. In this case spuds refers to a man's testicular region.
man: Hey will you suck me off?
spud tickler: No but I don't mind tickling your spuds.
man: You're a right spud tickler aren't you?
apud tickler: Yes.
spud tickler: No but I don't mind tickling your spuds.
man: You're a right spud tickler aren't you?
apud tickler: Yes.
by Spunkwood November 19, 2010
Get the Spud Ticklermug. the sport of slingin spuds (aka: tatters) out of a moving pick up truck with friends. typically done by rednecks. objective: try to hit as many signs such as yeild,stop,railroad, and street signs as possible.
person 1: hey man wanna go throw some spuds?
person 2: whaaat?
person 1: you aint ever been spud slingin?!
person 2: whaaat?
person 1: you aint ever been spud slingin?!
by countrygirl93 November 12, 2011
Get the spud slinginmug. by Natokartboy November 9, 2003
Get the King Spudmug. A pronoun that can be used as a name for someone who is a couch potato. It is mostly used as a light-hearted insult. It is derived from the word spud, which is a word for a potato (or an idiot), and a wordplay on the name Spuds Mackenzie, the beer drinking adventure dog. Replacing "Mackenzie" with "McFuton" indicates the person in question is the opposite of adventurous, and is in fact a sofa dweller.
"We might have a clean kitchen one day if ol' Spuds Mcfuton over there would ever get off his rump and do some dishes."
Girl: "Does your roommate ever cook for himself?"
Guy: " Jeff doesn't cook. He's a real Spuds Mcfuton that guy. He'll just order order a pizza and 2-liter."
Girl: "Does your roommate ever cook for himself?"
Guy: " Jeff doesn't cook. He's a real Spuds Mcfuton that guy. He'll just order order a pizza and 2-liter."
by TareRedactal April 3, 2019
Get the Spuds McFutonmug. guy 1 : i want a new phone
guy 2 : buy that iphone for 800
guy 3 : aren't they like 600 new online anyway?
guy 1 : that's a spud special no brainer LOL
guy 2 : buy that iphone for 800
guy 3 : aren't they like 600 new online anyway?
guy 1 : that's a spud special no brainer LOL
by kent vandals September 23, 2013
Get the spud specialmug. A dog that is 15 pounds, male and a cross between a Chihuahua and a Beagle. A nickname for a spud knuckle is 'spuds'. To be a spud knuckle the dog must qualify all standards. Spud Knuckles often have a 'Wrinkly' or 'Crinkly' face.
I was walking my spud knuckle today. I threw a stick and little spuds brought it back like a good doggy.
by Thisnamecantpossiblybeenused May 13, 2016
Get the spud knucklemug.