Spotted Cows

a low level beastie that lurks in the plains of the Badlands. They look very similar to what many expect a leopord, or even a buzzard (see flying cows). But make no mistake. They are cows. And they will follow you.

GuildWuntvor: These spotted cows look a lot like leopards.
GuildWuntvor: And these flying cows, they look alot like buzzards..
GuildAtilathehun: lol
GuildWuntvor: cows follow me ....

by Aeirion, the Draenei pally February 27, 2009

Spotted Smurf

When someone (usually a male in a homosexual encounter) farts on the tosser's face while tossing their salad and ends up spraying a tiny splatter of shit in a random freckle like pattern.

While eating some dude's ass in the back of a truck in Las Vegas while my other friends were partying, the big black king farted right on my face and gave me a Spotted Smurf! I love farting! I love poop! I love having big black cock rammed into my ass! I'm a happy Jewish homosexual!

by AWESOMERJNM July 28, 2011

Sporto Singer

Singing with exaggerated facial expressions.

“During the Dins performance tonight, the emotions of the music and words could be seen in the facial expressions of MK and DK. They are sporto singers, for sure.

by JerryMcGee August 17, 2019

spotter

Similar to a spotter in weight lifting, in masturbation, when a man needs somebody to lend a hand, add lube or lotion during the act, click a mouse for him, turn a page, make sure you don't die while choking yourself, etc, this person is known as the spotter. You may also find a spotter helpful when having sex with a fat person. In this instance the spotter will offer encouragement, move any necessary appendage, etc.

"Hey Gary, I want to try out this new fleshlight and I need a spotter to choke me with a belt."

by Otis Richard August 4, 2008

Fire it up, Sporto!

1. to excel, to kick-ass, to dominate
2. to humiliate opponent in sports-related activity
3. phrase popularized in the mid-1990's in Chicago, IL

When he defeated his nemesis in Madden Football for the tenth time in a row, his friends remarked, "Fire it up, Sporto!"

by Jonathan Tuttle November 17, 2009

sporto

noun - a very intense person who thinks they are really good at a sport but lacks the necessary skills, generally not fun to play with and someone to be avoided SEE ALSO rule-caller

Shut your trap Kranny and stop being such a sporto.

by sportotoronto August 8, 2008

spotter

A pee spot on your shorts/jeans that shows through after you whizz, because you didn't tap your monkey well enough.

Crap! I can't go out there, yet, I just made a spotter on my shorts!

by mangus January 18, 2005