Spoon

When the GM gives a Sales Person a free deal

Garth Hamers gets at least 5 spoons a month

by David Alan CLark December 23, 2007

spoon

An imaginary object that only come from the mind

"There is no spoon Neo"

by um...Me June 7, 2004

spoon

back to front.

by far the most comfortable position.

by teevee June 9, 2003

spoon

refering to the sexual position, its best to be big spoon, compared to little spooon

Hey Frank can I big big spoon tonight?

by frank rizzo January 26, 2004

spooned

to be ownedowned

you have been spooned

by lucas halpert January 27, 2003

spooning

Like forking, except with a different untensil.

"Hey, sexy, wanna do some forking tonight?"
"No, I think I'd rather do some spooning."

by xblondexsyndromex August 19, 2006

spoon

a twat who cant score in soccer , or a complete puff. because a spoon is bent, like someone who plays for the wrong team.

you fuckin' spooner

by dirty rob February 24, 2003