one who is known for having zero friends but thinking they have many and generally being hated due to their stumpiness
by mr bruce September 4, 2006
Get the raging spoota chops mug.Adj. A commonly mistaken use of a combination of the words spectacular and fantastic. Such as nork: nerd and dork.
by Michelle C September 22, 2007
Get the spantastic mug.Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a more formal way of describing the act of spontaneously self-combusting. A more graphic description of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is where a flame inside the body bursts into a flaming outbreak, consuming the body and possibly the surrounding area.
The concept of Spontaneous Self-Combustion first appeared in writing in a Charles Dickens novel. Could the idea be linked with vampirism (burning in light), love (an internal flame of love) or smoking (accidentally inhaling/swallowing lighters, and/or fuel - don't try that at home, or anywhere for that matter)?
The practicality of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is questionable; can a human (mostly made of water) really spontaneously self-combust? Not that I am trying to taint the fun, or anything.
Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a fairly surreal concept to most, so fire-proof underclothing has not yet become necessary. Not yet.
The concept of Spontaneous Self-Combustion first appeared in writing in a Charles Dickens novel. Could the idea be linked with vampirism (burning in light), love (an internal flame of love) or smoking (accidentally inhaling/swallowing lighters, and/or fuel - don't try that at home, or anywhere for that matter)?
The practicality of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is questionable; can a human (mostly made of water) really spontaneously self-combust? Not that I am trying to taint the fun, or anything.
Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a fairly surreal concept to most, so fire-proof underclothing has not yet become necessary. Not yet.
As the person innocently wandered down the street, an internal flame grows into a rage and eats at the mortal remains. It was most unjustified!
by Globule July 3, 2005
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To get messy drunk.
Usual involves lost memories. Large lapses in coherency.
Loss of bodily function controll.
Spental,is getting so drunk you cannot stand.
Associated with bad behavior, ie taking on the cops.
Starting a bar fight. Setting fire to you mates motorcycle.
Or just being a massive dick when really drunk.
To get messy drunk.
Usual involves lost memories. Large lapses in coherency.
Loss of bodily function controll.
Spental,is getting so drunk you cannot stand.
Associated with bad behavior, ie taking on the cops.
Starting a bar fight. Setting fire to you mates motorcycle.
Or just being a massive dick when really drunk.
by Moi Persoin September 15, 2007
Get the spental mug.by Jacob The Just December 28, 2005
Get the Spontaneous Human Combustion mug.A horny, super quick sexual orgasm.
Can be self-induced (masturbation), acheived with another (sex - anal/oral/handjob/blowjob/etc), or with a group (orgy).
Usually said in informal terms. Most commonly referred to when talking about party sex or in a joke. (ie: It never actually happened and is used in a sexual joke, or it was very meaningless at an orgy.)
Can be self-induced (masturbation), acheived with another (sex - anal/oral/handjob/blowjob/etc), or with a group (orgy).
Usually said in informal terms. Most commonly referred to when talking about party sex or in a joke. (ie: It never actually happened and is used in a sexual joke, or it was very meaningless at an orgy.)
Girl 1 : "Oh my gosh, I had the BEST sponza last night!"
Girl 2: "I bet it was horny and explosive!"
Girl 3: "Oh, it was."
Girl 2: "Oohhhh, I see how it is."
OR
Boy 1: "Ohh yeah, I just had an amazing sponza. Better than my girlfriend!"
Boy 2: "Did you just do that now in the bathroom? That sure was fast."
Boy 1: "That's all it takes for a sponza."
Girl 2: "I bet it was horny and explosive!"
Girl 3: "Oh, it was."
Girl 2: "Oohhhh, I see how it is."
OR
Boy 1: "Ohh yeah, I just had an amazing sponza. Better than my girlfriend!"
Boy 2: "Did you just do that now in the bathroom? That sure was fast."
Boy 1: "That's all it takes for a sponza."
by sponzanator February 22, 2011
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boy 1: did you see that black girl playing basketball? she was amazing!
other boy: YAA! she was such a shontaya.
boy 1: damn she's fine
other boy: YAA! she was such a shontaya.
boy 1: damn she's fine
by M!sZ CaRt3R July 3, 2009
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