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Spongebob 

Omg don't even get me started on this wack yellow ass square ass nigga!!!!!!! This bitch got holes in him like he just gor back from the fucking Vietnam war. And bruh I ain't gonna lie hes low key thicc af like theres one episode where his pants fall down and holy fuCk Are his booty cheeks so plump and cute like OwO I just wanna eat his ass and put some tapitio on it yummy yummy in my tummy. But fr why that nigga squidward always look sad like just fucking end your life you stupid ass pussy
Squidward: "sir can I please have a raise"

Mr.krabs: shut yo bitch ass up and suck this fat ass red shrimp cock

Spongebob: hahaha abortion
Spongebob by Uugachacka123nikka February 17, 2019

Spongebob 

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. THE BEST SHOW EVER
Spongebob is on
Spongebob by ( -,- ) March 16, 2019

spongebob 

(verb) To intentionally or unintentionally scrape one's front teeth on another's phallus while performing fellatio, in the same manner as Spongebob Squarepants did with a chocolate bar, in the episode "Life of Crime". This is generally unintentional, and due to the lack of experience of the person giving fellatio.
"Jane gives awful head, she spongebobbed me for three minutes before I told her to just stop."
spongebob by princeofplutonia April 15, 2019

Spongebob 

well he's the person we all love who we can all agree is fun to watch. Also known as the god of all memes
I shall kill Spongebob said Squidward as he put his deathray on his clarinet.
Spongebob by Dizzy Dood October 1, 2019

Spongebob 

Sex move where several males put their dicks in every female's holes.
Me with the boys did spongebob last night to my gf
Spongebob by DThrE October 16, 2019

Spongebob 

A spongebob is a fictional character that haunts kids it does not have a gender or body but can be heard screaming ARE YOU READY KIDS!?
A spongebob ate my kids
Spongebob by Wert#@$! October 28, 2019