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Sploogemonkey

A man who jerks off constantly and won't quit.
"If I was going out with that little twat I'd become a real sploogemonkey."
by Sweet Daddy June 16, 2003
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Splooge

"I just splooged myself"
by Luke Price January 29, 2004
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splooie

"Splooie" was the name of Jim Jones’ (Troopers) pet goat which Don Warren accidentally burned with his cigar after a show in Casper, Wyoming in 1971. The goat reacted by relieving its bladder on Don’s shoes, and Jim Jones made a comment something like “That’s the end of the Cavaliers, Warren!” It appeared that either Jones or the goat hexed the Corps, and this led to several years of wandering in the drum corps wilderness in the 70’s and through the mid 80’s. The Cavaliers started hollering Splooie to try to break the hex, but it was unsuccessful until the Trooper’s home show in July 1986 when the Troopers finally felt some pangs of regret and treated Don W. to a hamburger for lunch. Unbeknownst to Don the burger was made of goat meat. (Not Splooie; she had passed on in ’73) That seemed to break the hex and the Cavaliers slowly climbed out of their double digit DCI placements. The tradition of yelling Splooie lives on as a tribute to the men who kept the corps going with sometimes entertaining (but not high scoring) shows in those intervening years.
One - Two - Three "SPLOOIE"
by splooiethegoat July 20, 2012
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Splooge

A word other than Jizz, Come, Spunk or anything else that defines semen. Also see daddy juice
I'll splooge in your face a-hole.
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The Splooge Mcduck

It is a sexual act performed on a women from a male,where as the male ejaculates onto the female's face and then proceeds to pelt the female with loose change. It mostly consist of throwing pennies.
I was having sex with this really mean, bitchy girl and since I didn't like her I decided to give her the Splooge Mcduck and proceeded to exit the bedroom shortly afterwards.
by Mr.Mcgibbles September 10, 2012
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sploogatize

to be made in the form of splooge
Sploogatize me, Cap'n!
by Brandon April 14, 2005
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Splooge

Another word for Cum (which usually ejaculates out of a males "manhood" or comes out of a girls "female part" during the act of having sex....or wanking.)

Created by Ben.
Co-Created by Taylor.
"Oh my gosh, I just came."

"Yeah I can tell from all the splooge everywhere."
by BenlovesDavid October 17, 2009
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