The Splooge Mcduck

It is a sexual act performed on a women from a male,where as the male ejaculates onto the female's face and then proceeds to pelt the female with loose change. It mostly consist of throwing pennies.

I was having sex with this really mean, bitchy girl and since I didn't like her I decided to give her the Splooge Mcduck and proceeded to exit the bedroom shortly afterwards.

by Mr.Mcgibbles September 10, 2012

splode

1) The act of sploding.
2) Slang for explode or burst.

I'm gonna splode.

by Incognito October 12, 2003

Spload

n. The man's first ejaculation during a sexual encounter, especially when he's receiving a blowjob. Characterized as being more forceful, more plentiful more gooey than subsequent loads. Often reported by the receiver to be the sweetest load of the bunch, therefore, preferred to be taken orally.

"When my boyfriend got back from his business trip, I just had to go down on him. After 2 weeks away, I couldn't believe the size of his spload!"

by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 12, 2004

sploogatize

to be made in the form of splooge

Sploogatize me, Cap'n!

by Brandon April 14, 2005

Splooge

Another word for Cum (which usually ejaculates out of a males "manhood" or comes out of a girls "female part" during the act of having sex....or wanking.)

Created by Ben.
Co-Created by Taylor.

"Oh my gosh, I just came."

"Yeah I can tell from all the splooge everywhere."

by BenlovesDavid October 17, 2009

Splodging

A sexual fetish involving foodstuffs such as custard or baked beans.

You want beans? You doing some splodging tonight with the wife?

by weaselbeef June 17, 2011

Environmentalist Cock Splodger

A term used by people to insult people who are in love with nature.

Man: Would you look at that environmentalist cock splodger.
Woman: Oh my, It would appear he is violating his nipples with a branch!

by EnglishExplained March 13, 2008