Verb, transitive: "To splash my boots" is a British army expression meaning to go for a pee in the outdoors (on manoueuvres, etc. when a regular lavatory isn't available.) The action of forceful micturation against a tree or similar tends to cause a splashback onto the boots.
by kilkrazy January 4, 2005
Get the splash my boots mug.1. When you drop a doogan in the toilet and it hits at such a force that water splashes up onto your cheeks and/or anus.
2. When you stand too close to a urinal whilst urinating and urine splashes back onto your shoes and/or legs.
2. When you stand too close to a urinal whilst urinating and urine splashes back onto your shoes and/or legs.
"Shit, my arse crack is wet 'cause I got splashback from that toilet."
"Hey Joe, what's that all over your shoes?"
"Fuck don't you just hate splashback?"
"Hey Joe, what's that all over your shoes?"
"Fuck don't you just hate splashback?"
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The splash of water that hits your ass or nuts when you take a big shit and the water splashes back up
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Get the Splash Bandicoot mug.The act of frolicking around at any waterpark in particular and 'accidentally' manuvering your toe into the crotch of a nearby, and conveniently located fellow park guest. Best performed in a large wavepool or other deeper, agitated water attraction where there is a sizeable group of people in close proximity to one another and limited chance of being immediately discovered as the perpetrator of the act. Usually done in order to satisfy one's urges to make physical contact with a hot, young chick in a way that my wife won't notice.
Billy - "Hey that chick is hot!"
Doug- "Yeah she is, but she's also 12"
Billy - "I don't care, I'm going to give her a Splash Town Handshake"
Doug- "What if your wife notices?"
Billy- "Who?"
Doug- "Yeah she is, but she's also 12"
Billy - "I don't care, I'm going to give her a Splash Town Handshake"
Doug- "What if your wife notices?"
Billy- "Who?"
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Get the Splash Town Handshake mug.A fart accompanied by a loose, muddy shit that *almost* makes you shit your pants, but instead splashes against the inside of your colon. Sometimes accompanied by the dreaded burning sensation which indicates major ring sting and diarrhea in the near future. You ate something really dangerous.
Imagine a wet fart which never leaves your ass. Colon Splash! You got lucky my friend, but find the nearest bowl or bucket.
I just had a major colon splash!
I just had a major colon splash!
by ocean spray March 9, 2007
Get the colon splash mug.Juelz and Jim Jones came to the club wearing gucci, poppin bottles and throwing cash in the air. They were swag splashing on dudes.
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