Spanking it up to a ton

Spanking it up to a ton is a variation of nursing a semi.

This porn is going no where, I've been spanking it up to a ton for ages now.

by matt_dude23 December 19, 2011

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Spadling

Using a Squirrel on a Trampoline to mushroom slap an anus.

Squirrel on a Trampoline-spreading the srotum and flapping the flacid penis vigorously up and down

Past tense-spadled

Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I went to the pool surprise spadled my neighbor while she was tanning.
Guy 1: Nice! You can't go wrong with spadling.

by Mr spadles September 3, 2013

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spawming

When you have been caught someplace naked and in order to get to where your clothes are you have to expose yourself to others, usually shouting "dont look" in the process.

Our game was interrupted by Trey spawming through the living room to get to the bedroom.

by The Hig December 10, 2013

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snawning

Yawning and sneezing at the same time

Phil: i just sneezed and yawned at the same time and it felt really wierd
Dan: you just experienced snawning

by Joseph Troham September 16, 2015

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spanking the pud

Another way of saying "jerking off"

Hey where did you go Timmy? Oh I was just spanking the pud real quick.

by PudSpanker October 6, 2016

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spanking

spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation of a magnificent bum

applaud to her magnificent bum by a spanking

by HughW March 21, 2017

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When you come home from a long days work and can’t decide over either passionfruit or mango Lacroix, but decide that mango is the obvious choice. Next obvious choice is to take your beverage to a nice hot shower and relax while sipping your sparkling water drink as you meditate underneath the artificial steaming falls as you clear your mind.

Think of it as the “power shower” or “shower beer” but sober mans version.

“Sparkling shower” a shower you have while sipping a sparkling soda water.

You may have tried a shower beer or power shower before but have you ever tried a shower Lacroix? I call it a sparkling shower. I’m going to have a nice sparkling shower after dinner it helps me relax.

by seenvanloos April 16, 2019

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