spatulaic

that of, or related to spatulas.

Every kitchen should have a spatulaic section to separate and organize all of the spatulas.

by Douglas Kingsbury December 21, 2008

Spatulized

To be attacked by some form of culinary or kitchen utensil without a blade or sharpness of some sort.

The word originates from a spare of the moment tounge waggle and this fantastic word spilled out.

Oliver: "You're ugly."

Joshua: "Shut up or I'll spatulize you!"

or

Elisabeth: "That dude just spatulized me. I hate him"

by WittyBanter. August 9, 2009

spatter effect

The unpleasant ricocheting of piss that often results from peeing in a urinal.

"Dude why are my pants all damp around my knees?"
"These urinals must cause a terrible spatter effect."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

Spatulatory Rape

Suggestively brandishing a condom-covered spatula so as to seduce young, attractive women to accompany you in your age 18+ sex kitchen while neglecting to check IDs.

Jimmy justifies his prick-risky lifestyle to Ben:

Ben- "You really should start checking these chick's IDs Jimmy, you're gunna be in some serious trouble with the law if you aren't careful man."

Jimmy- "I've said it before and I'll say it again. If a fish with an itchin' takes trips to my kitchen, my spatula packs for that clit's jurisdiction."

Ben- "Why do you always rhyme about committing spatulatory rape? I bought that shit to cook with you quirky jerkin pig diddlin' pudge tugger!"

by Kane67 June 13, 2013

Spattish

When you laugh to much that you have to breath but you can't stop, so you start "silence-laughter". Usually people suffering Spattish turn red and fall in the floor.

Clara had an spattish after eating a cupcake. Then we discovered that the sugar fo the icing was someting different.

by BOB in 3 letter people world November 28, 2013

spatcasting

The act of quarreling over social media in which innocent bystanders are subjected to petty disagreements. These debacles often occur between angry or disenchanted couples who post remarks intended for their formerly significant other which are then displayed publicly. The posts that are voiced passively and without an explicit reference to the other(s) involved are common and effective ways of displaying hostility.

@Broman38: When a women tells you that you're not the worst fuck she's ever had, that's how you know you've found a keeper.

@DeLaVoX123: When a man cries to the world about what someone said to him, that's how you know you've found a man.

@Edwordia: Can people stop spatcasting and have a fucking conversation please?

by Faux News January 5, 2014

spatchie

A woman, usually a wife, that is always flipping out on her husband for no good reason.

Dude, your wife is a real Spatchie.

by Cheevless July 12, 2017