Sparkle pony

A high maintenance person who is unprepared for a harsh work environment and becomes a burden to their teammates. You may keep them around because they make you feel good about yourself, but they are the target of verbal abuse and the butt of jokes.

Worker 1: "Why is Ken still around?"

Worker 2: "Eh. He's a pain but he's easy to make fun of. It's always nice to have a 'sparkle pony' on the team."

by Maverick1849 October 31, 2011

Sparkle christians

A rare creature that can only described as the worst kind of hypocrite.

"Ah man Sara is so good, shes always talking about volunteering and our Lord and savior jesus christ"
"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"

*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"

by Lilport January 12, 2020

sparkle noodles

Delicious noodles with white sauce and green specks also known as angels hair.

"Mmm can we have sparkle noodles for dinner tonight mum?"

"Jimmy grow the hell up they don't have sparkles on them!"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

Sparkle of fireflies

Plural Form for a group of fireflies

A sparkle of fireflies it’s like a barrel of monkeys or an epiphany of dolphins or a murder of crows or an unkindness of ravens

by Bambi barrister July 2, 2022

sparkling wiggler

A derogatory term commonly used to describe a sexually active African American female.

"I'm just heading down to the corner of 3rd and Colfax to meet up with some Sparkling Wigglers."

by BonafideRealOne April 19, 2022

sparkle shine

Where you and your friends have talked about a situation where you'll end up going to jail and you significant others best friend will have to bail you out of jail

Her and i went to jail and he had to bail us out cause we got caught in the act if sparkle shine

by Lexi lorenzen September 25, 2020

Sparkle cunt

1. A woman who has a vagina that attracts many men. Therefor leading to vigorous sexual activity.

2. When a woman lays back while her sexual partner puts glitter in her vagina and then blows in to her vagina and then she queefs the glitter out like confetti.

This term is typically used as an insult towards women and was first coined by Amanda Darko on Facebook 2014 - 2015

She is a sparkle cunt.

Do you think that sparkle cunt queefs glitter out of her vagina?

by Amanda Darko May 4, 2019