Sparkle pony

A high maintenance person who is unprepared for a harsh work environment and becomes a burden to their teammates. You may keep them around because they make you feel good about yourself, but they are the target of verbal abuse and the butt of jokes.

Worker 1: "Why is Ken still around?"

Worker 2: "Eh. He's a pain but he's easy to make fun of. It's always nice to have a 'sparkle pony' on the team."

by Maverick1849 October 31, 2011

sparkle stick

A wonderful penis.

Sally: OMG i totally did Jim last night, and he for sure had a sparkle stick.

Suzie: His sparkle stick was huge.

by FieryCupcake February 17, 2010

mountain sparkleing

while in the woods or camping, u take a wooden walking stick and set in on fire, then u make up your own ritual dance and swing your stick along. usually a sport proformed while on psychadelic drugs.

we were up all night around the camp fire partying and mountain sparkleing, good times.

by g'd up foo June 15, 2009

sparkle anus

A bedazzled anus

Dude she had that sparkle anus shit hurt my dick

by 90 foot vagina May 3, 2014

sparkle noodles

Delicious noodles with white sauce and green specks also known as angels hair.

"Mmm can we have sparkle noodles for dinner tonight mum?"

"Jimmy grow the hell up they don't have sparkles on them!"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

sparkle toes

Sparkle toes is a homophobic term used for over flamboyant gays.

Carl: Geez, can Spencer be any less of a sparkle toes.

by ayeeeitsmaggie June 8, 2018

sparkling shower

When you come home from a long days work and can’t decide over either passionfruit or mango Lacroix, but decide that mango is the obvious choice. Next obvious choice is to take your beverage to a nice hot shower and relax while sipping your sparkling water drink as you meditate underneath the artificial steaming falls as you clear your mind.

Think of it as the “power shower” or “shower beer” but sober mans version.

“Sparkling shower” a shower you have while sipping a sparkling soda water.

You may have tried a shower beer or power shower before but have you ever tried a shower Lacroix? I call it a sparkling shower. I’m going to have a nice sparkling shower after dinner it helps me relax.

by seenvanloos April 16, 2019