Soggy Napkin

When you jack off into a napkin and your girlfriend eats it.

I gave her the soggy napkin last night, she puked but totally loved it.

by soggynapkin April 4, 2011

Soggy Saltine

When preforming the saltine challenge of eating six saltine crackers in one minute you bust a load in her extremely dry oral cavity preventing her from swallowing or spitting your ejaculatory product.

I totally just soggy saltined that bitch in the kitchen.

by Carlos Spicywiner June 3, 2010

soggy trombone

The act of combining rusty trombone with soggy cookies. Where there are two or more couples standing around a cookie, where the female performs a rusty trombone on the man, having to cum on the cookie. The last couple to cum on the cookie has the male to eat the cookie.

You lost the soggy trombone competition, EAT THE COOKIE!

by Ian Knowles December 14, 2008

Soggy don

When someone is thinks they are hard but really they're just moist.

Laquisha had sex with Edwin and keeps boasting about it to her granddaddy. What a soggy don...

by Slugsoap May 7, 2014

Soggy Dumper

Fat, flat, mom ass; most often seen in mom jeans.

"Dude I thought that cougar was hot until she turned around and I saw her soggy dumper."

by BossAssBitch December 20, 2014

Soggy Truman

A bukake of 5 or more participants named as such for the numerous characters in the 'Truman Show'

Yo, that chick jess led us behind the bike shed and give her the old soggy Truman

by jpick01 May 20, 2015

soggy lamp

1.Someone who ruins the fun.
2.Someone who is very lazy

God John, you're such a soggy lamp!

by HopelessNerd July 11, 2015