Soggy Quack

When you're having a shower and you feel a fart coming that you know is going to sound like a duck, you turn around so the water is running down your ass so the resulting fart sounds like a soggy quack.

Dude, I just let rip a total soggy quack in the shower

by Manxita October 30, 2019

soggy cock

The act of dipping your penis in syrup, usually with waffles surrounding it.

Yo the other day I did a soggy cock and to this second girls won't get off my dick.

by Zombalatron December 16, 2017

soggy fap

It is when you're sad at 3 in the morning and you feel very moist in your crotch region and you beat off to your ex girl friends instagram pics. also referred to as a William Confere.

Come on Will! Not another soggy fap

by Smatus November 24, 2017

Soggy Pocket

When you gotta beat off in public, but you can't take your pants off. You go at your meat through your pocket and when you finish, you have yourself a soggy pocket.

Dude, i gave myself a soggy pocket earlier and now my pants are crusty.

by LovesToSplooge6969 July 2, 2016

soggy lamp

1.Someone who ruins the fun.
2.Someone who is very lazy

God John, you're such a soggy lamp!

by HopelessNerd July 11, 2015

Soggy Truman

A bukake of 5 or more participants named as such for the numerous characters in the 'Truman Show'

Yo, that chick jess led us behind the bike shed and give her the old soggy Truman

by jpick01 May 20, 2015

Soggy whopper

An excessively wet and soggy vagina after extreme and vigorous sexual activity

Candy had a soggy whopper after big daddy had finished with her

by Daddy1233456789 December 31, 2015