poon sniffer

one who sniffs poon. (say it in a western accent)

yer a got dang poon sniffer

by poonnannie July 12, 2007

Weiner Sniper

A guy who never misses the bowl when urinating.

Guy: 1
Dude you were hammered last night and you never missed the bowl...your such a weiner sniper.

Guy: 2
Why were you watching me urinate?

Guy: 1
We were having a sniping contest.

by ToadH January 1, 2010

Forum Sniper

A person who responds to your forum post faster than the refresh of your monitor making it virtually impossible for you to correct yourself without looking like a complete jack-ass

1 This video is awesome!

2 Got a direct link to it?

3 Just click on the video.. jeeez (BOOM HEADSHOT!)

2 I can't "see" the video I am at work and they block youtube. Just wanted to save it for when I get home to watch it.

2 PS: I posted this before I saw the link posted......

4 You just got forum snipered

by Carbonboy April 9, 2010

sister sniffer

someone who is creepy enough to sniff their sister's underwear. other perverted acts may follow

when no one was home gary sneaked in his sister's room and grabbed one of his sister's pair of panties. at this point he had officially become a sister sniffer

by jojomoob November 9, 2010

zipper sniffer

A homosexual man.
See also: mattress muncher, pillow biter, shirt lifter, arse/ass bandit, freckle bandit, turd burglar, donut puncher etc (feel free to add).

Elton John is a self-confessed paid up card carrying member of the zipper sniffer brigade.

by scumbaggage April 30, 2013

bum sniper

When you perfectly aim your penis to go straight into her anal cavity. Can take many years to master.

'Hey Tina, I had a great time with Derek, he's a real bum sniper'

by aljdbeidsidb April 18, 2016

Bosnia sniper fire

Glorified, made up story to make you sound courageous.

We were under Bosnia sniper fire when we landed. We had to duck down and run to our cars.

by RR RR February 5, 2017