Snardvark

The meaning to everything. Snardvark is all and all is Snardvark.

"Raise your hand if Snardvark!"

by Taitu September 2, 2005

snarkleblast

When one sneezes while chewing food - usually resulting in standers-by being covered in said food.

Yuck - that was the most impressive snarkleblast I've ever seen! I'm now covered in Corn Flakes - thanks.

by ivanthesquid December 12, 2009

snarkalicious

it is a special word used by people. Some people have the word "snazzy." It is used to describe someone.

Woah, that outfit is snarkalicious.

by snazzy penguin May 8, 2011

Snarkish

1) the act of being snark. To be rude or critical in a subliminal way. Derivative of "snarky."
2) the offspring after a shark and starfish perform coitus. Preferably smaller sharks.

Look, it's the rare Snarkish, only seen in remote ocean waters.

by Captain Smarty Pants November 27, 2015

snark welt

Noun. (Plural: snark welts) A well crafted, snarky comment which causes the recipient to respond as though they had just been physically slapped.

“The things which Betty said to her ex last night at the party were cold; it looked like he might cry from all her snark welts."

by OlyWABCR May 4, 2016

snarkphones

headphones that let you differentiate sarcastic comments from serious ones

Don't forget to put on your snarkphones before reading that article

by arkanciscan August 8, 2016

snarkccënt

A tool used to indicate sarcastic intent when communicating via text. To use the snarkccënt, place an acute accent (´), grave accent (`), circumflex (ˆ), diaeresis (¨), macron (¯), breve (˘), or caron (ˇ) over the final vowel of the final word in the sarcastic statement.

"Remember that time I said I think you're cool? I lied."
"Next time, use a snarkccënt. Otherwise people may think you're being serioús."

by essehmbee December 1, 2016