Smurf

Los Angeles talk for: Where the weed at man?

Dude, I'm stressed, wheres the smurf at?

by JWIZ96 October 11, 2009

smurf

the greatest funniest cutest creatures ever. while it is very wierd that they r delivered by stork and there is only one girl in their whole village it is totally adorable. They love to sing while they work, and use the word smurf for pretty much everythhing. Gargamel and Azrael are the two most common of their enemies but there are more also.

uses of "smurf"
what the smurf?
that looks smurfy
you stupid smurf, why would you smurf like that?!?
she smurfed me first
we're having a smurf old time!
how dare you smurf that language!

by la la la la la la lalalalala August 02, 2011

Smurfs

Smurfs is a term that is used to describe the police.

Dude #1: "Yo bruh when da last time you seen ol boy?"

Dude #2: "You ain't heard? The Smurfs got em last week."

by D-N-A "The King Of NC" October 27, 2009

smurf

Can be used in place of ANY word in the English language.

After the party, I was going to smurf the smurf outta Smurfette at my house, but she smurfed my smurf in the smurfing parking lot.

by Headman July 13, 2005

the smurfs

a word used with you and your friends when you can't use the word weed/marijuana/mary j

Aye so when you gonna go get the smurfs? I'm ready to go to lego land

by G-nasty Cass September 15, 2008

smurf

when you beat off and your penis turns blue

my girl was beating me off with her feet and my penis smurfed

by felix guzman November 15, 2005

smurf

The act of dying ones pubic hair blue and then bragging about it.
Also see map o' Tassie

Yo! I got me a smurf man!

by louis October 23, 2001