smurf

some 1 who has smoked to much weed and changes colour, mostly a greeny blue. Then they throw up!!!

Hey matty u fuckin smurfed all over me u fuckin dick weed!!!

by needy nob October 17, 2006

smurfed

When you are having sexual intercourse doggy style in a port-a-potty and as your ready to climax you shove the girls face in the blue solution in the bottom of the toilet causing her whole face to turn blue.

We were hooking up in the port-a-potty and i smurfed her.

by HMK715 June 01, 2012

Smurfing

A drunken prank where you take a blue marker(s) and proceed to color the majority of the face and/or body of someone who has violated the "don't pass out with your shoes on" rule. for maximum LULz use a blue sharpie.

dude i got you so hard, pay back is so sweet. next time don't be a meanface and you wont get smurfed.

did jon just pass out with his shoes on, grab that blue sharpie over there he deserves a smurfing.

by sonnywangs July 04, 2010

to smurf

smurftastic, smurf ya, i smurfed her

so what happened with the hot chick from the bar, i smurfed her , shut the smurf up, no its true, SMURF YA!

by family guy February 20, 2005

smurffed

the act of sexual congress between two smurfs

Took her in the parking lot. She smurffed me

by Speedy November 01, 2003

smurf

a wet dick slap across the face of a sleeping victim or willing party

dude#1: "dan is asleep. quick dip your dick in some honey and give him a nice sweet smurf!"

by pussy banger February 24, 2005

smurf

To give someone a blow job.

This slut ,Jen, gave Justin and Chalen both a smurf.

by Samsam May 29, 2005