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smuggle puff

a person that is blazed out of their mind, that has been gettin high on that good shit, dro, haze, etc.
on the phone
me (pick up): Waattsssuupppp.. HEHEHEHE.. im highhhh
jeff: ight, hey Smuggle Puff
by chanteah February 23, 2006
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Smuggler's Run

This is what a male does after nailing a slumpbuster in order to not get caught and made fun of. Where women must do the "walk of shame", men go on the "smuggler's run" in order to not be seen by others.
We know he got a slumpbuster last night. We caught him getting ready to do the smuggler's run coming out of her house.
by J-Rax April 8, 2008
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Smuggle Flosh

A very cheesy sensation of cheese pringles.
Only the beast kids actually know of smuggle flosh
Boy: Can I have some smuggle flosh
Girl: What is that?!
Boy: I can't believe you don't know what smuggle flosh is, I guess your not as cool as I thought
by NewYorkMouse August 2, 2010
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Rag Smuggler

a dirty tampon of which has been left and forgotten in the ladies genitals
that lady has a bloody tampon hanging out shes a rag smuggler
by AnthonyFranco February 13, 2008
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Special People Smugglers

Criminals who engage in smuggling Down's Syndrome people on rickety boats into Australia, from Mongolia.

This traffic of special people is caused by Mongolian doctors looking to cure the condition by the application of high voltage to the body. The special people usually find this to be painful so they seek refugee status in Australia.

Arrival on Australian shores results in mandatory detention until they are assessed by immigration officials. Most special people are sent back to Mongolia.
Special People Smugglers were intercepted off the Australian coast. The cargo of special people were put in detention until they were deported back to Mongolia.
by amulet_1972 October 28, 2009
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Bone Smuggler

A transvestite. A man dressed as a woman...thus the "Smuggling of the bone."
You can find "Bone Smugglers" @ "Drag Shows"....
by mxlplyx February 1, 2009
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fruit smugglers

To fruit smuggle: to wrangle the trouser trouts by hand.
Fruit Smugglers use both hands and both feet! 1. No green card Mr. Gonzalez?!?... Here let me clean that sweaty brown cock of your's with my tongue! 2. Peeling back the turtleneck. 3. Hunting down a Fruit of the Loom shroom. 4. To peel one's banana for the sole purpose of extracting one's savory sea monkey sauce. 5. Milking his baby batter protein healthy goodness. 6. Pumping, sucking and slurping for hot man gravy. 7. Polishing someone's pungent poopstick pogo pole. 8. Giving CPR to the Supersoaker Sperm Drencher2000. 9. Pacifying the throat with one's turd churner. 10. Nibbling the farm worker's foreskin on lunch break in the greenhouse. 11. Going Vegan and having a severe protein attack, and as a result pulling down someone's boxer shorts for a midnight snack. 12. Scrubbing your throat hard with a 8'3" basketball player's dripping wet hot & sweaty & smelly chocolate log. 13. Tasting your friend's girlfriend's butthole from the night before and saying to yourself "oh yes! please! More! Mmmmm". 14. Getting your chin tickled with cum-filled nutsack. 15. Laughing so hard you shoot cum out your nose, from what you just did a few mintutes ago in a roadside restroom. 16. Having a dinner date point out that you forgot you wipe the toothpaste from your lip (oops! I did it again! Roadside Restrooms! on the way to the restaraunt!) etc. etc. etc. etc. etc....
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