smoked kipper

A vagina after its been given a serious shaggin'.

I banged her out that fast and hard last neet, I left her with a smoked kipper!

by Fezzbomb December 18, 2017

Smoked Sausage

When you bone someone in their little neck smoke hole that smokers get when they smoke too much.

Gave that ho a smoked sausage last night

by superhotkarl May 5, 2018

Smoked

Burnt out; in need of sleep because you have partied too much and for too long without it.

Did you see Justin last night, man talk about Smoked!

by Nilesgirl May 7, 2018

Smoked

Not thinking clearly due to a lot of partying and not enough sleep. Out of it.

I couldn't remember where I parked my car today, talk about smoked!

by Nilesgirl March 4, 2018

Smoked

Verb, 1. To collect money from someone for goods or services received.

2. To acquire funds from an individual or business using their credit card or bank account transfer for goods and services.

I just smoked that client's credit card for $10,000 USD.

by Smoker July 21, 2018

smoked

being turned into a cigarette and getting set on fire

person 1: he has been smoked
person 2: rip john

by relleps esrever November 11, 2018

Smokédex

The Smokédex is another term used for Leafly's list of 100 Cannabis strains to try before you die. The word Smokédex is a combination of the words smoke and Pokédex. The Pokédex is an electronic device designed to catalog each Pokemon, therefore the Smokédex is used to record the different strains you smoke. Some of the well known strains listed on Leafly's 100 strains to try before you die include Super Silver Haze, Grandaddy Purple and Pineapple Express. So if you have already smoked any of these, or you are a seasoned smoker, check the list and see if you are one of the very best...like no one ever was.

Owen: " Hey Joe, you heard our dealer has got some Grandaddy Purple in?"

Joe : "No way! I need that to complete the Smokédex"

by ojayjay6991 February 19, 2019