Science and shit

When you know the answer is scientific and you don't care to know how it works but need to explain it to somebody.

Why did they (the manufacturer) make it that way? That's a good question. It's science and shit.

by Ayrez December 9, 2014

shit up your face

It is a street slang. You stand up and shit her/his face means "shit up your face"

- you smell like a shit, did some1 shit up your face?
- yeah thats why i hate 69 position all the time!

by abuzettin imanikilli June 17, 2009

chipotle shit

A massive fecal experience that occurs after eating a Chipotle burrito that makes your toilet look as if there was an explosion that came out of your anus.

Pete, I just took a chipotle shit and my ass is on fire.

by Pizzile December 19, 2006

Eat Shit

A phrase which has two common usages:

A: A phrase that connotates that somebody is angry at you. The literal meaning of this phrase doesn't really apply so much as the figurative insult that it delivers in a vulgar format. See: "Fuck you." And "Get fucked." for similar meanings.

B: To fall with intensity, smack against the ground, a wall, the dirt, or to otherwise collide with a solid surface against your will.

"Yeah, whatever. Eat shit, Josh."

"No, I fucking ate shit this morning! Josh pushed me!"

by Adam Samuel August 17, 2020

No Shit September

A challenge of a month in September where you can't go pooping for a month. 99% people failed this challenge.

I'll be taking this No Shit September challenge to prove that I'm not a human.

by Mlemwelp September 3, 2020

shit load of fuck

A creative phrase of exasperation most commonly used by the James Rolfe character "Angry Video Game Nerd", often used to describe something that sucks.

Why does the A-button attack and B-button jump, Wow!, what a shit load of fuck

by Taveon March 10, 2008

chink shit

Low quality, low priced imported manufactured product, prone to failure, typically produced by China.

Be wary of cheap handheld garden tools, because they are often chink shit, and will break after very little use.

by theory_x April 29, 2013